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Intended to block salacious sites from corporate cubicles and the family computer, web-filtering software has actually had a generative effect: it's made pornmeisters more creative. By using generic (and ironic) destinations — or changing a letter or two on well-known trademarks like Disney.com — XXX sites are on a sneak attack. Below, a few of the more pre-eminent domains.
This surfer . . . was seeking . . . so they visited . . . and they found
Concerned citizen


Access to the president www.whitehouse.com


No George, but plenty of bush
Office manager Office supplies
www.stockroom.com Ticklers, gags, blindfolds, etc.
Conservationist Tax-deductible charity www.wetland.com A real beaver dam
Mother
Parenting advice about little Joey’s nightly problem www.wetbed.com Adults asserting their right to stain the sheets too
Father of the bride Church choir for daughter’s wedding www.choirgirls.com Good girls gone wild (Nice try, dad…)
Priest with no good ideas for this week’s sermon Divine guidance


www.jesus.com
Jesus, offering site visitors a chance to bathe with him. ("All requests from young women in the DC Metro area will be considered.")
Just some dude Chill tunes www.goodvibes.com Dongs, not bongs
Expectant mother Natural-childbirth options
www.wetnurses.com
Women peeing on themselves
An eight-year-old Mickey Mouse www.dosney.com (oops!)

 
Many magic mountains
Captain of the cheerleading squad To register team for national championship www.cheerleaders.com

Splits, pom-poms, etc.
Tom Cruise
My Hotmail account www.hotmale.com

Unlimited access to he-male




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