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Intended to block salacious sites from corporate cubicles and the family computer, web-filtering software has actually had a generative effect: it's made pornmeisters more creative. By using generic (and ironic) destinations — or changing a letter or two on well-known trademarks like Disney.com — XXX sites are on a sneak attack. Below, a few of the more pre-eminent domains. |
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Concerned citizen
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Access to the president |
www.whitehouse.com
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No George, but plenty of bush |
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Office manager |
Office supplies
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www.stockroom.com |
Ticklers, gags, blindfolds, etc. |
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Conservationist |
Tax-deductible charity |
www.wetland.com |
A real beaver dam |
Mother
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Parenting advice about little Joey’s nightly problem |
www.wetbed.com |
Adults asserting their right to stain the sheets too |
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Father of the bride |
Church choir for daughter’s wedding |
www.choirgirls.com |
Good girls gone wild (Nice try, dad…) |
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Priest with no good ideas for this week’s sermon |
Divine guidance
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www.jesus.com |
Jesus, offering site visitors a chance to bathe with him. ("All requests from young women in the DC Metro area will be considered.") |
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Just some dude |
Chill tunes |
www.goodvibes.com |
Dongs, not bongs
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Expectant mother |
Natural-childbirth options |
www.wetnurses.com |
Women peeing on themselves |
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An eight-year-old |
Mickey Mouse |
www.dosney.com (oops!)
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Many magic mountains |
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Captain of the cheerleading squad |
To register team for national championship |
www.cheerleaders.com |
Splits, pom-poms, etc. |
Tom Cruise
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My Hotmail account |
www.hotmale.com
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Unlimited access to he-male |
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