I ntended to block salacious sites from corporate cubicles and the family computer, web-filtering software has actually had a generative effect: it's made pornmeisters more creative. By using generic (and ironic) destinations — or changing a letter or two on well-known trademarks like Disney.com — XXX sites are on a sneak attack. Below, a few of the more pre-eminent domains.
Concerned citizen
Access to the president
www.whitehouse.com
Office manager
Office supplies
www.stockroom.com
Ticklers, gags, blindfolds, etc.
Conservationist
Tax-deductible charity
www.wetland.com
A real beaver dam
Mother
Parenting advice about little Joey’s nightly problem
www.wetbed.com
Adults asserting their right to stain the sheets too
Father of the bride
Church choir for daughter’s wedding
www.choirgirls.com
Good girls gone wild (Nice try, dad…)
Priest with no good ideas for this week’s sermon
Divine guidance
www.jesus.com
Jesus, offering site visitors a chance to bathe with him. ("All requests from young women in the DC Metro area will be considered.")
Just some dude
Chill tunes
www.goodvibes.com
Dongs, not bongs
Expectant mother
Natural-childbirth options
www.wetnurses.com
Women peeing on themselves
An eight-year-old
Mickey Mouse
www.dosney.com (oops!)
Many magic mountains
Captain of the cheerleading squad
To register team for national championship
www.cheerleaders.com
Splits, pom-poms, etc.
Tom Cruise
My Hotmail account
www.hotmale.com
Unlimited access to he-male
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