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Rose & Olive
Houston neighbors pull back the curtains and expose each other’s lives.
Scanner
Your daily cup of WTF?
Date Machine
Putting your baggage to good use.
The Modern Materialist
Almost everything you want.
The Daily Siege
An intimate and provocative look at Siege's life, work and loves.
The Nerve Blog-a-log
Autumn Sonnichsen
A fashionable L.A. photo editor exploring all manner of hyper-sexual girls down south.
ScreenGrab
The Nerve Film Blog
Chase
The creator of Supercult.com poses his pretty posse.
The Remote Island
Nerve's TV blog.
61 Frames Per Second
Smarter gaming.
ScreenGrab
The Nerve Film Blog
Brandonland
A California boy in L.A. capturing beach parties, sunsets and plenty of skin.

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Date Machine by Various
Today in Nerve's dating blog: The trouble with rich men.
Miss Information by Erin Bradley
Five ways to snag a rock star. /advice/
The 40 Greatest Lost Icons in Pop Culture History by Suzanne LaBarre and Tommy Craggs
Where were they ever?
Dating Confessions by You
"I'm wearing sexy underwear while talking to you online so that I feel confident enough to tell you that I'm into you."
Scanner by Emily Farris
Today on Nerve's culture blog: We bring you more Dita Von Teese from the German Playboy.
Screengrab by Various
Today in Nerve's film blog: Holiday special - 35 people, places and movies we're thankful for.
The Remote Island by Bryan Christian
Michael Phelps indulges Anderson Cooper in some watersports and Dexter makes a 'bitch move.' Plus: the secret of Tina Fey's scar, revealed!
Nature Nurtured by Alexander Bergström
The body makes the scene, the scene makes the body. /photography/
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Intended to block salacious sites from corporate cubicles and the family computer, web-filtering software has actually had a generative effect: it's made pornmeisters more creative. By using generic (and ironic) destinations — or changing a letter or two on well-known trademarks like Disney.com — XXX sites are on a sneak attack. Below, a few of the more pre-eminent domains.
This surfer . . . was seeking . . . so they visited . . . and they found
Concerned citizen


Access to the president www.whitehouse.com


No George, but plenty of bush
Office manager Office supplies
www.stockroom.com Ticklers, gags, blindfolds, etc.
Conservationist Tax-deductible charity www.wetland.com A real beaver dam
Mother
Parenting advice about little Joey’s nightly problem www.wetbed.com Adults asserting their right to stain the sheets too
Father of the bride Church choir for daughter’s wedding www.choirgirls.com Good girls gone wild (Nice try, dad…)
Priest with no good ideas for this week’s sermon Divine guidance


www.jesus.com
Jesus, offering site visitors a chance to bathe with him. ("All requests from young women in the DC Metro area will be considered.")
Just some dude Chill tunes www.goodvibes.com Dongs, not bongs
Expectant mother Natural-childbirth options
www.wetnurses.com
Women peeing on themselves
An eight-year-old Mickey Mouse www.dosney.com (oops!)

 
Many magic mountains
Captain of the cheerleading squad To register team for national championship www.cheerleaders.com

Splits, pom-poms, etc.
Tom Cruise
My Hotmail account www.hotmale.com

Unlimited access to he-male




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