2003 was a year of bizarre sex accidents, governmental clusterfucks, truly watershed moments in sexual history and a seemingly endless series of castration-revenge stories in Malaysia. Nerve brought it all to you, every Friday in our column The Weekend Review. Test yourself with this quiz, drawn from our favorite news stories from the past year. We'll calculate your score, then show you how you measure up to other Nerve readers — and the legends who went before us this year (see "Which Dead Sexual Icon Are You?" at end of quiz).
