Lenny Kravitz spouts first date wisdom: "The most important thing is never to wear underwear, and under no circumstance should you use aftershave."

"Men age like wine, and women seem to wilt in the eyes of an audience," says Scarlett Johansen, who also produced this cryptic line about encountering older man Benicio del Toro in an elevator after the Oscars: "We were making out or having sex or something, which I think is very unsanitary." Hmm, rambling + public sex + an age obsession? Is Scarlett Johansen turning into Courtney Love?

Taste arbiter Avril Lavigne condemns Britney Spears for "dancing like a ho," and promises "You won't see me on stage in a sexy outfit." Well, thank God for small miracles.

There's reportedly a new reality show on the way called "Stag," which shows a couple's bachelor and bachelorette parties and then the fallout after they watch each other's tapes.

Fox network has a new show called "Seriously, Dude, I'm Gay," in which two straight men play gay to a "jury of their queers." (That phrase was pulled from draft two of the press release, because Fox is so socially conscious.)

"The most explicit film in the history of mainstream British cinema," Nine Songs, which recently screened at Cannes, features close-up shots of fellatio, ejaculation and cunnilingus. "Part of the point of making the film was to say, 'What's wrong with showing sex?'" said filmmaker Michael Winterbottom.

John Waters' upcoming film A Dirty Shame, featuring Tracey Ullman as a sex addict, gets an NC-17 rating.

Leonard Nimoy's nude photographs show this month at a gallery in Northampton, MA. The images are meant to embody "Shekhina—the feminine presence of God" in Judaism.

You know how the evil queens in all those books from your childhood formed your sense of what sexy is? Well, casting agents seem to understand that, and have cast Tilda Swinton as the sorceress in Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

I see London, I see France. . . (Serena Williams)

This photo of the revolutionary new backless bikini has been circulating. Why? Because it's the least sexy photo ever taken of two nearly-naked, embracing women.

"One girl cruises the litter-strewn docks of Long Beach. . .while another begs to feel her lover's butter slick cock slip inside her ass. Feeling clumsily sexy in her date's presence, like "some kind of frankenwhore," another woman is tied to a child's desk and made to read Revelations while allowing torn bits of toast to be placed on her tongue." — Bottoms Up (edited by Diana Cage); coming in August from Soft Skull Press.

If you're mourning the demise of The Vagina Monologues, you can stop your fretting. There's still a place to go for feminist pussy-talk: the "That Takes Ovaries" movement, now a book! A play! A website! An open mike! A total nightmare! We mean, an empowering empowerment opportunity! From the site: "Guys proudly brag about the ovaries in their lives — their mothers, sisters, daughters. Everyone who shares a story gets a chocolate egg wrapped in gold foil — a Golden Ovary award."

Jordan, aka Katie Price, is our favorite UK glamour model. She began her career as a Sun Page 3 girl, (we have page 6 wherein we gossip maliciously, they have page 3 wherein girls take off their shirts —and yet somehow, we can still communicate) and her fame (and breasts) has been growing steadily. In case you are not familiar with the phenomenon that is Jordan, here are some things you should know about her:
- Her breasts, which have been enlarged three times, are now a size FF.
- Each breast weighs seven pounds.
- She feuds with Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, on the pages of the UK tabloids.
- On the wildly popular British version of "I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here," she began a romance with aspiring pop-star Peter Andre.
- She has written a book entitled Being Jordan: My Autobiography, which came out May 6.
- She once dated TV Gladiator Ace (aka Warren Foreman).
- She has a baby boy, Harvey.
- She auditioned for Baywatch but didn't make it.
- She wants to become a pop-star.