1. Are you most intrigued by:
A: Celebrity babies, serial killers and the “official story.”
B: Celebrity babies, feuds, and shopping without makeup on.
C: Celebrity babies, break-ups, and fad diets.
D: Celebrity babies, “second thoughts” and debauchery.
2. Your friends are most likely to call you:
3. The celebrity you most resemble in character is:
A: Jennifer Garner / Ben Affleck
B: Jessica Simpson / Nick Lachey
C: Lindsay Lohan / Paris Hilton
D: Whoever’s throwing things at lackeys this week
4. The person you would most like to sleep with is:
A: Anyone on American Idol or Desperate Housewives
B: Denise Richards or Jude Law
C: Paula Abdul or Russell Crowe
D: Courtney Love or David Beckham
Tally your answers.
If you have mostly A’s: You feign wholesomeness, but have dark thoughts. You are People.
If you have mostly B’s: You are shameless, but democratic. You are Us Weekly.
If you have mostly C’s: You are deeply cynical but still cry at weddings. You are In Touch.
If you have mostly D’s: You are whorish, manipulative, and the life of the party. You are Star.