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British bookies bet 3-1 J-Lo will divorce by the end of the year.
Dov Charney, the founder of hip T-shirt company American Apparel, masturbates repeatedly in front of Jane reporter Claudine Ko in its June/July issue. "Masturbation in front of women is underrated," he
tells her.
Artist Andrea Fraser's Untitled, 2003 is a 60-minute video of her having sex with a collector who paid for the work.
Gaining on Mary-Kate and Ashley in the race to raise an army of creepy stalkers: the Bush twins.
Simpsons strip down for Japanese soda ad.
A teenage boy was not allowed to bring the porn star he won on Howard Stern to his prom.
Having waited patiently
for their time to come, here they are, scuttling out of the woodwork: gay
divorce attorneys.
Despite all that farmboy groping
on The Simple Life, Nicole Ritchie claims to still be a virgin.
HBO's Sex and the City has been cleaned up for its syndication on TBS. The New York Times' Arts section covers this by running a slutty photo of Kim Cattrall eying "Mr. Too Big" with a black rectangle gag over her mouth.
In this month's installment of the Smoking Gun's Courtney Love Docket Sheet (TM) , Love has been charged with — in a Freudian tour de force — the felony assault of a blonde female lead singer.
Novelist Allison Burnett has to come out of the closet as straight after the literary world conflates him with his gay narrator.
Emulating dollar stores, a new Web site called idownloadporn.com offers 16 minutes of streaming video from new releases for $0.99.
This week's updates to the OED include: omnisexual, oral eroticism, bicycle shorts, horizontal refreshments, and the phrase: "to grab (also take) by the balls."
Get yer hot Commie chicks here: the National Bolshevik Party has posted a "Girlfriends" page.
The Source should not have published Eminem's black-woman-bashing lyrics, says the unfortunately named Judge Gerard E. Lynch, who goes on to compare the rapper to Benny Goodman, Elvis Presley and Paul Simon.
Peruvian President Alejandra Toledo loses his seventh cabinet member since November when it turns out the agriculture minister's son runs a brothel that employs underage prostitutes.
The Chicken Ranch brothel
is for
sale. Just $7 million.
Czech porn star runs for parliament.
Sperm kits promise parents gender choice.
Brtiney Spears is coming out with her own perfume. It will be called Curious.
In her upcoming thriller, Nicole Kidman reportedly bathes nude with a 10-year-old
boy she believes to be the reincarnation of her husband.
1,000-year-old padded bra discovered in China.
Verne Troyer, a.k.a. Mini-Me, says he was never legally married to Genevieve Gowman, but she's circulating a copy of their marriage license.
Another one of those sex studies done by people who really just sit around in white lab coats drinking margaritas all day finds: Rich people don't have more sex. Marrieds have more sex than singles. "Happiness-maximizing" number of partners: 1.
Residents vote to keep their
village's name, even though their signs keep getting stolen. The town's name? Fucking.
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