Cover: "Mary-Kate Update: Fighting Back!"
Sex promised/delivered: 5/6. In Touch actually, ickily
asks Gwyneth if she has plans to “make another baby.” In one
photo-spread introduction, they use all of these words: bootie, butt,
booty-licious, derriere, backside. But we give them two bonus points
for the two photos of our beloved Kelly Ripa.