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According to a Scanner reader in China, our last Crush of the Week, Furong Jiejie, was "wrong," "not worthy" and "so passé." She sugggested subbing Li Yuchun, who she said is "incredibly cute and suave in a sort of (young Chinese) k.d. lang type of way." Okay, but we already did a Super Girl contestant like three weeks ago, so we really have to get away from talk of Mongolian Cow Sour Yogurt. Therefore we choose Philip Seymour Hoffman as Truman Capote, the furthest you can get from a Chinese pop princess. And for that, he is our crush of the week. Ada Calhoun
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| Quotes of the Week |
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"Nobody spends more time on his knees than George W. Bush." BBC correspondent Justin Webb on Bush's prayer schedule.
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| "Some holdouts seem intent on keeping alive the distinct and wild spirit of this city. In the French Quarter, Addie Hall and Zackery Bowen found a unusual way to make sure that police officers regularly patrolled their house. Ms. Hall, twenty-eight, a bartender, flashed her breasts at the police vehicles that passed by, ensuring a regular flow of traffic." From a New York Times article about New Orleans holdouts. |
| "Every child should have to go to the opera, and gay people should almost be tricked into loving it. [In the middle of the night at a rave, when everyone's peaking on Ecstasy,] they should turn the music off and put on 'Samson et Dalila,' just to scare them sort of, and show the other side of bliss." Rufus Wainwright in the New York Times. |
| "So, don't accept chocolates from a Nazi." Best headline of the week. The piece also has the best lede: "Luckily, the exploding Smedley's English Red Plums in Heavy Syrup were intercepted in Turkey before anyone got killed." |
Q: "What's a sure sign of a player?"
A: "When the 'I love you' comes up a little quick. Or like, 'I love the way your hair moves. I love everything about you.' Also, a player will not look you in the eye. A player will give you compliments and then keep looking down at you-know-where." Aaron Carter in Elle Girl. The photo caption reads: "A reformed player? This is the guy that came between Linds and Hils? We wouldn't have believed it either, but when we met him, he charmed us too." The Scanner reader who sent this in says, "I understand that seeing this reveals that I both purchase and read Elle Girl." |
| "He had a sex conduct at age of fourteen with a thirty-two-year-old woman which upset him somewhat." From Jack Kerouac's military discharge papers. |
| "Hi Everyone, I am a not-so-boring scientist with fifteen tattoos and four piercings looking to meet a thug with gold teeth, cause I've never dated one. I am very educated and I love hip hop, clubbing, traveling, and just hanging out at home. A pic (with a smile) would be appreciated in your reply." Craigslist posting of the week. |
| Photos of the Week |
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Val Kilmer and Robert Downey, Jr. swap drug-addled saliva. |
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Christ, Seventeen has changed a lot since the last time we read it. This image from Gawker. |
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Okay, this has nothing to do with sex in the media, but c'mon. |
| From Our Inbox |
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"People around the world are encouraged to tend their portion of the
world's garden clothed as nature intended on Saturday, September 10,
2005. World Naked Gardening Day is a nonthreatening way to nudge
people into experiencing firsthand the innocent pleasure of being
naked in nature ... Nudists can
organize cleanup days for their club grounds. Freehikers can pull
invasive weeds along their favorite stretch of trail. More daring
groups can make rapid clothes-free sorties into public parks to do
community-friendly stealth cleanups." Does anyone else get the feeling that World Naked Gardening Day is one man's really, really elaborate effort to justify his own fetish? |
"I hate the new personals. that about sums it up. before it was easy to use and elegant and hip. now it's god-awful and I'm embarrassed to be hanging my sex-shingle on it. Amanda
p.s. I don't have sex-shingles." |
| We've been barraged with these angry personals user emails all week, and here's the deal: We at Nerve, the magazine, don't actually have any dealings with Nerve, the personals. But here's what's going on: Nerve Personals is in the midst of a major transition right now. Their new partner, FriendFinder, is combining the features of their system with the features of ours. The bad news is that this process will take a few days. The good news is, when the transition is complete, you'll have all your credits, your messages, your member information, and a lot of exciting new features to play with. The Nerve Personals user database has not been changed. If you need to reach Personals customer service in the meantime, please use their help form. |
| In the News |
| Has Elijah Wood been cast as Iggy Pop? If he's planning to follow Ewan McGregor's career path, it's going to be an interesting decade. |
| Product Placement |
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Fluevog's "Limited Edition Pink Nun shoe is a tribute shoe based on the Pink Nun from Chicago. The Pink Nun promotes 'self respect, self control, and respect for sexual intimacy.' This double-strapped maryjane has the same natural toe-shape as our other Fellowship family members, contrasting leathers and its low one-inch heel for maximum comfort."
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Commentarium (4 Comments)
This is some of the better writing on this site. Skip the sex@work issue.
It's unfortunate that Nerve licensed its name to the incompetents who are running the Personals site. They are damaging the quality of your brand, and if I were your corporate counsel, I'd be looking into getting money from them and/or cancelling the license. (And if I were them, I'd be refunding a lot of money lest I get a call from the New York Attorney General's Consumer Fraud Division.)
I think it's good that you made the distinction between "NERVE" & "nerve.personals" but I think that the two entities are inextricably linked. I think that because nerve personals were essentially unique and enigmatic when the only options for personals on the web were match.com and its ilk has given its users some degree of expectation that nerve personals would continue to be easy to use and not laced with bullshit.
that has most definitely changed. I used to be able to look at the personal of the day without signing in to the personals separate from my nerve login. I used to be able to look at siege then go right to the personals w/o extra hassle and the effect was one of seamless integration.
I still love nerve, but I've cancelled my nerve personals account because I've fallen prey to the warnings about Mr. Cornu and I really don't like what's been done to change things. I mean, even after logging into the personals site, then going back to the nerve window and clicking on the personal of the day, I still can't look at her profile.
I really think that unless it's part of the contract that nerve stay in the name, y'all should get nerve out of the name for this new personals entity. it's demeaning. it is not nerve-y
but I still love what you do with the scanner. and your other writing is great too. but I still need to read the piece about the 64 pregnant teens @ one school in NE Ohio.
thanks for doing what you do. sorry to make you look through all my bs to get to the compliments.
Two things:
First, the user complaints about the personals have nothing to do with the transition proccess. Our complaints have to do with the fact that we use the personals as a way to participate in an online community of the sort that Nerve used to be and we feeled screwed. The new system is ugly, money-grubbing and highly suspect across the board.
Second, that was a nice spin you put on the Pink-nun because you like her shows. She promotes chastity until marriage and espouses that any form of sexual activity outside of marriage is wrong. As same-sex couples cannot marry this leaves them to be chaste forever. While the Pink-nun says that she does not dislike queers or think that same-sex relationships are wrong she avoids saying how they fit into her no sex without the ring world view.
Now you say something