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The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Clarence Thomas by Maggie Cutler  4.24.2001
Clarence Thomas shows up in Kitty Lyons' dreams — as a nun.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons by Maggie Cutler  3.27.2001
Kitty finds out that Puffy's no innocent, no matter what the jury says.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Dick Cheney by Maggie Cutler  3.13.2001
Dick Cheney's tentacles extend their reach to embrace little Kitty.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: George W. Bush in the Year 2020 by Maggie Cutler  2.27.2001
It’s the year 2020, and our favorite little soldier for Promiscuous and Orgasmic Women (POW) takes on the enemy, George W. (Or is that a clone?)

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Marc Rich by Maggie Cutler  2.13.2001
Why might a girl risk her rep for an ex like Marc Rich? Kitty finds out.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: John Ashcroft by Maggie Cutler  1.30.2001
Kitty comes on strong to John "the Revelator" Ashcroft.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Linda Chavez by Maggie Cutler  1.16.2001
Linda Chavez wanted to serve her country; Kitty wants to service Linda Chavez.

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons by Maggie Cutler  1.2.2001
Kitty’s Man of the Year: The Human Genome she calls "Craig."

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Bill Clinton by Maggie Cutler  12.19.2000
As Bill Clinton rides off into the sunset, Kitty hops on for one last ride. -from the print mag-

The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons: Split Decision 2000 by Maggie Cutler  12.5.2000
Two presidents-in-waiting work it out in the ultimate act of collaboration.