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What fetish is overrated?
Sucking toes. That's freaking gross. Which person is getting the
pleasure out of that, exactly?
What's the one thing you've learned about relationships from watching your
parents?
Not to yell at my girl in public, or with anyone else around.
promotion
My girlfriend does a lot of yoga. How can we utilize
this in the bedroom?
Pull those legs
behind her head.
I want to sleep with this guy I know, but I also want to make it clear that
I'm not looking for a relationship with him. How can I do that?
Don't stick around. Get up, get out of bed and leave as soon as you're
done. That's the biggest sign to a guy that you're not into him after a
night of being on him.
My girlfriend has a beautiful body, but she's always covering it up in
oversized clothes. Can I try to convince her to dress sexier?
Unless you're looking for trouble, I wouldn't say a word. This applies as
well when she asks you if you think her frumpy clothes make her look fat.
Just walk away, bro.
Andre, 26
I want to make my date
unforgettable. What should I do that will blow her away?
Take her skydiving. Then get her drunk on tequila, and you're in like
swimwear.
I was drunk and slept with this guy I knew had a crush on me. Now he thinks
I'm into him, but I'm not. How can I let him know that it was just sex
without hurting his feelings?
You're going to hurt him either way. You're going to have to just ignore
him until he gets the hint.
I overanalyze sex while I'm having it. How can I stop thinking and enjoy
the moment?
Try drugs or alcohol. In an altered state of mind, you can fantasize that
you're someone else. And if you're a guy, get yourself a little blue pill.
What are some good phone sex tips?
Phone sex? Isn't that what the internet is for? Why pay for something you can only hear?
What's one thing you've learned about relationships from observing your
parents?
Don't get married until you're financially stable. If I'm going to hate my wife, it's not because we can't pay our mortgage.
Misty, 27 I overanalyze sex while I'm having it. How can I stop thinking and enjoy
the moment?
Find a spot on the wall and concentrate on it.
What's one thing you've learned about relationships from observing your
parents?
Always stick by each other through everything. And take lots of family
vacations.
How can surfing help me get laid?
Being in the water with all the guys, half naked, with a rich tan, ripped
body and an instant observation of his goods, while he checks out yours, can
be an instant turn-on. Out of
the water, being a surfer is a good way to strike up a conversation.
My girlfriend does lots of yoga. How can we utilize
this in the bedroom?
The pretzel: get your girl to stretch her legs all the way back against
her shoulders. Or better yet, have her on top, with her feet over your
shoulders.
I was drunk and I slept with this guy who I knew had a crush on me. Now he
thinks I'm into him, but I'm not. How can I let him know that it was just
sex without hurting his feelings?
Tell him you just got out of a relationship and you're not ready to
commit. Works every time.
Elaina, 20 My girlfriend has a beautiful body, but she's always covering it up in
oversized clothes. Can I try to convince her to dress sexier, or
should I respect her sense of style and keep my mouth shut?
Tell her how beautiful her body is, how much you enjoy her curves, etc.
But if she's truly uncomfortable, don't push it. She dressed like that when
you met her didn't she?
What's the secret to a great date?
To begin, you must pick her up. Don't honk the horn, call from
your cellphone, or meet her on the corner. Walk up to the door and greet
her. Then take her to an amusement park. Go on all the crazy rides, and
let her hold on to you when she gets scared.
What's one thing you've learned about relationships from observing your
parents?
Sex gets better with age.
What's your best phone-sex tip?
Call collect.
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