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| Our Two Dads |
Life imitating art is a common theme in TWIS. Although we're not entirely sure if My Two Dads was ever syndicated to the former Yugoslavia, the Eighties sitcom seems to have inspired an Croatian threesome. This week, a twenty-three-year-old woman who slept with two men at the same time revealed that her seven-month-old twins have two different fathers. Medical experts say that twins who have two different biological fathers are extremely rare — but markedly more common in women who enjoy banging two dudes without condoms simultaneously. This story comes only weeks after a Greatest American Hero fan in Kenya attempted to fly from the roof of the Belgian embassy in Mombassa, killing himself and three onlookers.
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| Sex-Ed Teacher Gets Spanked |
This week, a forward-thinking Florida health teacher dimmed the lights in his classroom, put on Christmas carols (the only music he had on hand) and instructed a female student to put a condom on a banana. Instead of praise for his avant-garde production, Colin Nicholas now faces disciplinary action. Nicholas says the lesson was designed to show pupils how to practice safe sex. Local education officials say that Nicholas showed poor judgment and that condoms have "no place" in local public schools (as opposed to teen pregnancy and disease, both of which are seemingly encouraged). Said Nichols, in his defense: "It wasn't merely a demonstration of how to place a condom over a banana. It was a role play simulating a situation students could find themselves in." Only one student is believed to have complained. Let's hope he or she can find a babysitter on prom night.
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| Open Up and Say AAARRRGGGHHH! |
Things you don't need to reveal: surprise party plans, drunken indiscretions, the fact that someone looks terrible in their new sweater. Things you should reveal: your opinions on Iraq, food allergies and the fact that you're about to perform a pelvic exam. A recent survey of British medical students revealed that a quarter of vaginal examinations in England are performed on anesthetized patients without their consent. Perhaps it's a British public health campaign to encourage women to make gynecologist appointments they might otherwise avoid. Or maybe doctors consider it expedient: you've already got the patient on the operating table, why not kill two birds with one stone and take a peek downstairs? In what may be a related story, this week the British Medical Association announced the release of its new home video: Girls Gone Wild in Exam Room One.
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| The Friendly, Friendly Skies |
"Chicken or beef?" was a question flight attendants used to ask while jarring elbows around mealtime. But on a flight scheduled for this May, that might be a way to differentiate the physical appearance of the passengers. Castaways, a Houston travel agency specializing in clothing-optional vacations, is organizing a Miami-to-Cancun trip which it claims will include the first nude flight. Not that the company condones any hanky panky: "This is not a Mile High Club," claims owner James Bailey. "It's not a bunch of groupies or anything. It's just a fun flight." More than half the seats have been booked, said Bailey, who will enjoy the trip with his wife. The flight crew will be professionally dressed, and passengers will be required to keep their clothes on during check-in and takeoff. As an extra precaution, no hot food or beverages will be served. In response to complaints, Bailey might organize an additional flight for people who enjoy pouring boiling coffee on their genitalia.
Assistance provided by Carrie Hill Wilner
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Commentarium (7 Comments)
A nude flight from Miami to Cancun? No hot drinks or food? Not a "Mile High Club" check flight? Sure. At least one couple will score in the lavatory, mark my word. Some nudists, contrary to what they want nonnudists to think, are horny hound dogs. One flight attendant told me that one fantasy she and a few of her friends have is to welcome all aboard with nothing on but heels, a tiny thong and a smile. Some of the hottest sex sessions I have ever had were with women I met at nudist resorts or on a nude beach behind bushes or rocks.
On the nudist flight from Miami to Cancun, I wonder if it is a nude flight if seat belts are worn? At least the security screening would be quicker than usual! As for the "Mile High Club" award, more than one porno has featured a couple doing it in the rear (no pun intended) of a plane, while the pilot does his job. But dont let nudists tell non nudists how non sexual they are. I have had some great sexual encounters with nudist women, some of whom do size up men they meet, believe me.
I'd be curious to find out how liberal the flight crew will be on the nudist flight to Cancun. I am sure there will be more than one single guy on board who will ask a comely attendant if he can meet her in Cancun for some nudie fun at the nudist resort near Cancun. I know from experience how many women would like to try a nudist beach or resort if only an attractive man would ask them.
Bare Necessities of Austin, Texas is also offering a nude cruise from LA down the Mexican coast, a 10-day jaunt (streak?) which sounds like great fun. I ve been on a sailboat with three other couples out of San Diego and as soon as we were beyond PtLoma, off came the clothes. We waved at several boats, and were buzzed by a chopper several times as the girls waved back, flashing their tanned bodies. One couple got hot and heavy below decks, much to our delight.
The headline, "Sex Ed Teacher Gets Spanked" reminds me of a fantasy my girlfriend had in college. She had the hots for a professor in health ed and she imagined one day after class his locking the door and ordering her to strip to her heels for some discipline. She did in her dream and as she turned around leaning over his desk, he was naked and blessed with an upturned thick cock. He playfully spanked her and then she begged for his cock after he tongued her buns and trimmed pussy. She loves this setting, and we act out this often, ending in frantic, thrashing sex!
Considering how narrow the aisles are on airliners, I think there will be some "accidental" brushing of breasts and tummies as nudies move back and forth to their seats. This sounds like fun, and I think there will be more than a few erections. Any singles on board will have fun, and I know the uniformed female attendants will check some of the men out. My girlfriend and me enjoy nudist resorts, and sex is not dead by any means! One sees all kinds of bodies, and there are gorgeous couples who really attract the looks.
Re Sex Ed Teacher Gets Spanked: I once saw a very hot adult film featuring a classroom setting. An actress played a sex ed teacher and after she locked the door in the classroom, two young well hung actors got naked as "students". They fooled around, hugging and kissing the teacher with alot of fondling and tummy rubbing as the two guys grew upturned hard-ons which the babe really worked on--two cock tips in her mouth, her hands spanking and rubbing buns, besides their balls. Then they caressed her buns with their hands before some playful spanking and cock rubbing as she leaned over her desk. Then the two guys took turns taking her, including one who somehow lasted a long time, until she took him orally for a unstaged, thrashing orgasm. The babe had a great body, blessed with great real breasts and a creamy firm tush to die for.
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