At Long Last, Britney Spears Is Topless

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If we never put up another post again, we will have officially ended at a peak level of cultural importance: Britney Spears has posed naked for photos, and we obtained them.

Seriously, though, did you really want to see these? After you discover that she has a big-ass tat on each boob, almost obscuring her nipples, you may regret those leanings.

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What do you think-- real or fake? The photos, that is. (After all, since when did her low-cut tops ever reveal the point tips of her, uh, star tattoos?)

Commentarium (13 Comments)

Jun 08 09 - 12:45pm
George

Fake.

Jun 08 09 - 12:59pm
Victoria

Um, yeah, these are fake and pretty bad fakes at that.

Jun 08 09 - 2:46pm
Cleopatra Bones

definitely fake.

Jun 08 09 - 2:48pm
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[...] And the really NSFW ones at Nerve! [...]

Jun 08 09 - 5:51pm
easyturtle

I dont't those are tattoos they look like body paint.

Jun 08 09 - 7:53pm
demaskinos

How have people never seen these before these are screen shots from the original version of the video that i had before the final 1 was released. old news lol

Jun 08 09 - 11:23pm
Random Word Association: Britney Spears Topless. Go.

[...] And the really NSFW ones at Nerve! [...]

Jun 09 09 - 10:38am
Observerwwtdd

I always thought the "brown starfish" was found at the other end?

Also...I bet those are make-up appliques around her wonky nipples.

However.....Thank Goodness.......at last!!!

Jun 09 09 - 1:24pm
Geebee

Look like henna artwork to me. Wife's small cousins just came back from Disneyland with henna artwork (on their ankles).

Jun 09 09 - 1:38pm
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[...] we published explosive topless photos of Britney Spears and the reaction was immediate: “What? These are obviously [...]

Jun 10 09 - 2:49am
BIGWIL

I want to be a star-boobied-sneetch too! Where can I get mine done?!

Jun 10 09 - 12:08pm
hollathere7

I dont remember her having a tattoo of a snake or whatever that is on her forearm... I say... FAKE

Jun 10 09 - 12:12pm
Brian Fairbanks

Actually, everyone, they are apparently real... those are temporary tattoos, according to the photographer who claims to have taken the snaps:

Click here.

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