A Suspicious Package That You'll Actually Want to Open

Even though the nu-Burlesque movement might have run its course by the time Chuck Bass visited The Box, there are still kids out there making the art of the fancy strip-tease transcend the traditional. Enter Suspicious Package, a crazy dance party act that is reminiscent of Peaches, if Peaches took off her shirt for every song instead of vomiting or pretending to vomit on Iggy Pop. The twosome (and their many guest-friends) describe themselves as "a new girl group and dance band comprised of the glitter-covered, quintuple-threat, Brooklyn-based, multi-media mavens." Twee enough for you yet? Even their names are adorable: Flashpants Au Lait and Miss Emilia.

NSFW (even though they're wearing pasties...and in one case, pastries) pics of the dynamic duo, after the jump.

You can check out more of Suspicious Package's...uh, package over at their site. They also have a new album coming out (yes, they do more than take their clothes off, they provide the background music for it as well!) on Muxtape.

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