School Children Shown Porn Instead of Jonas Brothers Movie

When an elementary school teacher popped what she thought was a Jonas Brothers film into a DVD player, her students got 45 seconds of hard-core porn instead of three innocent virgins.

No one quite knows how the disc got there.

"I know that we will make every effort to find out who was responsible for this despicable act," said head teacher Robert Marchi, who was rumored to have had the DVD player locked in his office before it was taken to the auditorium.

So... maybe he's jerking off at work. But the real question is: why the hell are kids watching Jonas Brothers videos at school, anyway? What happened to 321 Contact and Bill Nye? (God, we feel old.)

[Via Metro]

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