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That Drunk Text You Sent Over The Weekend
By Brian FairbanksJune 22nd, 2009, 2:29 pmComments (3)
Presented, without comment: your drunk texts from last weekend, with area codes:
(714): found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
(636): It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
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(651): nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
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(417): true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
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(610): Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
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(504): My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
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(904): btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
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(609): i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
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(859): Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
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(702): just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
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(501): My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
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