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Wanna Be The Next Lena Dunham?
Long before creating the HBO show Girls, Lena Dunham was developing an exclusive web series for Nerve.com. We're not saying that being published on Nerve guarantees fame and fortune, but we're not not saying it.
Submit your love & sex themed short film or miniseries to submissions@nerve.com for a chance to be on Nerve - HBO is waiting.
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Commentarium (57 Comments)
Dita!
Dita has SO many more lessons to teach...
Once again I can't believe you guys sneered at Cheryl Cole but give Megan Fox the time of day....ICK.
Dita von Teese is pretty cool.
Dita. Obvs.
Dita's personality with Fox's body.
It's weird because I have friends who have dated Dita. No matter, I'd vote for her too.
You are all out of your mind. Megan Fox is the hottest actor of the generation. Dita is not even attractive.
dita, please!!!
Dita.
DITA.
Dita. With a dash of Megan on the side.
Dita's body, Megan's face.
dita.
DITA!! she is a goddess
Oh, definitely Dita. She has no taste in men (which makes her perfect for me) AND she's smart (ditto).
Dita, she has a timeless beauty.
Fox, of course. This pic is as close as I'm going to get to either, Fox is the better looking.
DITA for sure..mmm creamy skin
Those pictures? Dita. Thinking about T2, Fox.
Dita has more sex appeal.
Fox is a butterhead.
Why chose? Can't I have both? At the same time?
Neither. White chicks don't do it for me.
why choose if you can have them both
Dita because megan has a tendency to talk ruin it all....if only she didn't speak
how about a threesome
Dita absolutely.
Dita!!!
I'll have both, thank you.
Well seeing as everyone is fighting over Dita i might just swoop in a steal Megan.
Dita....hands down................her pants.
Dita. Her sexuality comes from a real place - look at her shoes, her stance. She's posing, but not a poseur.
Dita, if her boobs were real.
But come on now, they're both self-absorbed twits. Dita's just better at it.
How about they do each other while I film....prior to joining them? Not fair making folks choose....if I absolutely HAD to, no doubt Ms. Dita von.....
MEGAN!!!
This is actually tough. Sexy wise, Megan, she is so hot. Dita I think may be more experienced, and better in the sack, so I call it a tie!
Dita for me. Megan? Snores...
Dita, so I can go where Marilyn Manson has been. Megan is pretty but a friggin' mess!
Megan, for the simple fact that I wouldn't want anything Marilyn Manson had gotten to first.
i think Dita Von Teese is so better and hotter
Two flavors of desperate and shallow. Boooooring.
Dita.
Dita. Definately.
Dita.
Dita, no question about it
Besides me finding Dita to be more attractive, she's probably a lot more interesting.
With the experience Dita has, I have no doubt any guy/girl will end up in ecstasy. Megan may just be a near perfect body, if not a perfect one
It doesn't matter now 'cause I just JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!!!!
What kind of question is this? Dita obvi.
Dita. Times a hundred billion. and then four
DITA! x
Megan's hair looks greasy most of the time. Dita is a frigging goddess!
Dita FOR SURE.
Dita!!!!!
Megan just isn't sexy.. She looks great but is missing the sexiness of Dita.. Megan is good looking, Dita is HOT.
Dita for sure. Fox looks like she'd give you a STD.
Dita!!!!!!!!
Definetly Dita she's got this perfect hourglass figure and actually makes sense when she talks and not fake too