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Meet the World's Strongest Vagina
By Brian FairbanksJuly 7th, 2009, 4:13 pmComments (68)
Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the Russian woman with the world's strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title. Incredibly enough (well, if you believe the usual disreputable overseas news services), she lifted 14 kilograms worth of weights-- almost 31 pounds-- to achieve such notoriety...
Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.
“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina.”
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
Congratulations, Tatiata. We are rather in awe of you...
Commentarium (68 Comments)
SHE NEEDS TO TEND TO HER ROOTS OF HER HAIR NOW. HER HAIR LOOKS DRIED OUT AND TOO MUCH BLEACH TO IT.
Ur a big fool to use ur virginity as a play ground
That isn't a photo of her, it's a screen shot from the movie "Teeth."
That is an screen capture from the movie Teeth. Watch it and you'll get the joke.
this is reality
The woman can lift 30+ lbs. with her vagina & you're talking about her ROOTS!??
Shame it's all gonna ruin when she makes a baby
It is a shame! how the F can you shove a glass ball into a vagina?! it IS a shame that the baby effed everything up.. a glass ball?!..
Its not gonna be a shame when she makes the baby, the real shame is when she shoots the kid half way across the delivery room
LMMFAO
At work while reading this...Laughed hysterically and VERY outloud!!
"Shame it’s all gonna ruin when she makes a baby"
Did you even read the article? She began exercising her vagina AFTER having a baby.
are just dumb.
did she dead?
dunbass
dunbass
Point is... some people have WAY too much time on their hands
You wanted to write "on their vaginas"?
lol
There really ia such a thing as a Cinderilla Pussy!!!
Dang I'm going to tell my wife to exercise her vagina for me.
I'm going to do cock pushups until I'm ready for her. Then, lookout!
Do NOT piss her off during intercourse or she will "bear down" and possibly remove your manhood!
curtains everyone!
"Meet the World’s Strongest Vagina" drumroll please.... [drumroll] and and the runner up goes to: yo mama :D just had to say it.
Oh, wow...If I had a vagina, I would definitely start exercising it immediately.
Link to viddeo! ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jgO4ZKwVbg
I bet she could shoot ping-pong balls farther than the woman in "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert"!
WHERE DO YOU BUY THESE MARANO BALLS? OR WAS SHE REFERING TO HER PARTNERS?
A Cinderella Pussy???
torento
send her to me, I need her
i wanna start work on my vigina, lol
sure babe y nt? Wt it u wil tk over d world
would you omit some, but not all, vowels?
I am definately going to try to get my wife to start excercising her vag.
i think all women should excercise their vaginas
I think all men should get classes in how to please women. It fucks me right off that women have to do all this preening and shit and men just lie on their arses and comment on how you haven't shaved your legs this week. You know what, fuck it. I'm gonna stick my head in a microwave til I'm stupid and stop shaving until my vagina becomes lost and I can claim to be a man and be a fat, lazy pile of shit.
Holy crap I think I became a feminist in those 15 seconds...
anger understood...don't lump everyone together... Some body really must have done a terrible # on you other that him. same applies to you, too.
Would it be like french kissing response if I eat her out? mmmmm intriguing ;)
very interesting; vice like grip; you would have to use axle grease for a lubricunt.
thts funii shit :P
that bird in the pic has wicked eyes.
What a story i bet the worlds largest penis could fit in it
Just do some DICK PUSHUPS AND THE PUSS IS yours THAT A GREAT MUSCLE... WOW
may be she could handle mi......coz ma manhood cairries 20 kgs when arrect.let her try mi
I want her!
I Like Strength
.... it might hurt in the morning .... but I'd certainly "hit it" a few times without any hesitation ....
am the only test to comfirm the strenght of her vagina with kingkom dick
she is only joking
its 2 gud i was in serch of dis shit i m thristy
too bad that i didn't have one, ask me not what it is- a 'anigav', she would be my immediate trainer.
Her vagina is stronger then my brother o_O
PENNIC VS VIGINAL
Wooo
Her name is Tatyana.
I weigh 196lbs....my girlfriend has been using that thang to lift me up, carry me around, drop me off at the ATM....been doing this for years.
nigger faces!
She would qualify for being an "Abyssinian Milker", they were famed prostitutes of legend that would greet caravans off the desert & once all the camels were settled dowm, go with one of the men to a tent, lay down on a rug & spread her legs, the man would get on top & inside her, then she'd close her legs, & helpers would roll them up in a rug, the man couldn't pump his hips at all, the she would start "stroking" his dick with her internal muscles slowly & bring him almost up to the point of cumming several times then easing off, finally she'd stroke him all the way through his orgasm, cumming & unable to pump fast, move, twitch or do anything at all but cum.
I've been lucky enough to be with two different women in my life that COULD stroke me like that, its a highly developed art that too many women don't know a thing about, if you're ever lucky enough to find one you'll never forget it, EVER!!!, its a combination smokin' hot delicious & extremely sensual fuck & a highly skilled blowjob all rolled up in one, it WILL spoil you severely, then find a woman with false teeth & get some toothless head, it will keep you looking for that exact same thing, if you ever find it, treasure it!!!!!!!!, keep it, you're a lucky man your woman can do all this, NEVER leave her because everything else out there will be a let down & a disappointment compaired to what you already have!
I forgot to add, when a woman has great muscle control like this her orgasms are so much STRONGER & LONG LASTING than someone who hasn't developed any muscle control, one time we were fucking for about a half an hour & she starts gasping, "I can't, I can't stop, Ican't stop cumming", pushed me off, rolled over on her side & passed out, I got behind her pushed her legs up, slid right back inside & came shortly afterwards, them I fell asleep too, one thing that her muscle control will do for YOU is build up your arousal levels to a point where you & her can go for a long time before orgasming.
To us a quickie was about ten minutes, we'd really go to town at night before going to sleep, when she had lots of orgasms, she'd NEVER say, "Talk to Me" after we were done, we'd BOTH go right to sleep, AND I'd always eat her through her first two orgasms before we started to fuck, toned up her muscles all the better to receive me in one big quick hard thrust & a belly slap with it too once I'd hit home, her muscle control was so good that I could rub the head of my dick across the end of her cervix, after a few of those she'd twitch & pump her hips because it was reaching down deep inside & stirring her pleasure points!
We'd fuck three times a day, she'd wake me up sucking on me & we'd have our breakfast fuck, then we'd eat breakfast, after lunch was our "quickie", some times it lasted a lot longer than ten minutes, sometimes it didn't, then at night we had our "sleeping pill" fuck, that lasted a long time that way afterwards we'd just drift off to sleep, well satisfied.
DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, GET YOUR WOMAN TO DEVELOP HER MUSCLES FOR BOTH HER PLEASURE & YOURS TOO -- ENJOY!!!!!!!!
be able to fuck for a long time like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
meme is way to over used
Its IN the Knee.
An't that the truth
I KNW what my Girl'z Next Gift is GONNA BE!!!....StYLL sYnNyN
why're they always russian
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