Meet the World's Strongest Vagina

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Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the Russian woman with the world's strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title. Incredibly enough (well, if you believe the usual disreputable overseas news services), she lifted 14 kilograms worth of weights-- almost 31 pounds-- to achieve such notoriety...

Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina.”

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.


Congratulations, Tatiata. We are rather in awe of you...

Commentarium (68 Comments)

Jul 07 09 - 7:10pm
jan

SHE NEEDS TO TEND TO HER ROOTS OF HER HAIR NOW. HER HAIR LOOKS DRIED OUT AND TOO MUCH BLEACH TO IT.

Oct 06 11 - 7:04pm
Acekidz

Ur a big fool to use ur virginity as a play ground

Oct 22 11 - 1:15am
Seriously?

That isn't a photo of her, it's a screen shot from the movie "Teeth."

Jul 07 09 - 7:27pm
BoB

That is an screen capture from the movie Teeth. Watch it and you'll get the joke.

Feb 08 12 - 12:33am
zeeshan

this is reality

Jul 07 09 - 9:36pm
sbrooke

The woman can lift 30+ lbs. with her vagina & you're talking about her ROOTS!??

Jul 07 09 - 9:50pm
Doc

Shame it's all gonna ruin when she makes a baby

Dec 13 11 - 2:00pm
M.D.

It is a shame! how the F can you shove a glass ball into a vagina?! it IS a shame that the baby effed everything up.. a glass ball?!..

Jul 08 09 - 12:10am
Ryan

Its not gonna be a shame when she makes the baby, the real shame is when she shoots the kid half way across the delivery room

Dec 13 11 - 4:29pm
Lisa

LMMFAO

Jul 19 12 - 10:14am
JinnJah

At work while reading this...Laughed hysterically and VERY outloud!!

Jul 08 09 - 1:11am
Jessica

"Shame it’s all gonna ruin when she makes a baby"

Did you even read the article? She began exercising her vagina AFTER having a baby.

Oct 22 11 - 1:14am
Some People

are just dumb.

Jul 08 09 - 1:27am
niceislife

did she dead?

Jul 18 12 - 11:51pm
joe

dunbass

Jul 19 12 - 12:05pm
...

dunbass

Jul 08 09 - 1:45am
ARI

Point is... some people have WAY too much time on their hands

Dec 07 11 - 6:36am
Igor

You wanted to write "on their vaginas"?

Dec 13 11 - 3:37pm
gill

lol

Jul 08 09 - 2:29am
Ding Dongg

There really ia such a thing as a Cinderilla Pussy!!!

Jul 08 09 - 9:05am
Raz

Dang I'm going to tell my wife to exercise her vagina for me.

Jul 08 09 - 9:10am
John

I'm going to do cock pushups until I'm ready for her. Then, lookout!

Jul 08 09 - 9:35am
Brian

Do NOT piss her off during intercourse or she will "bear down" and possibly remove your manhood!

Jul 08 09 - 1:28pm
oh. silly silly you

curtains everyone!
"Meet the World’s Strongest Vagina" drumroll please.... [drumroll] and and the runner up goes to: yo mama :D just had to say it.

Jul 08 09 - 3:32pm
jay

Oh, wow...If I had a vagina, I would definitely start exercising it immediately.

Jul 09 09 - 9:31am
Aleksander

Link to viddeo! ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jgO4ZKwVbg

Jul 12 09 - 12:30am
Anthony

I bet she could shoot ping-pong balls farther than the woman in "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert"!

Aug 20 09 - 9:04am
EVE

WHERE DO YOU BUY THESE MARANO BALLS? OR WAS SHE REFERING TO HER PARTNERS?

Aug 23 09 - 9:38am
Juniper

A Cinderella Pussy???

Jun 22 12 - 12:08pm
tata

torento

Mar 29 10 - 10:47pm
Lover

send her to me, I need her

Apr 02 10 - 9:30am
angelicka

i wanna start work on my vigina, lol

Dec 10 11 - 11:50am
ken

sure babe y nt? Wt it u wil tk over d world

Dec 12 11 - 3:05pm
Why

would you omit some, but not all, vowels?

May 23 10 - 12:19pm
pedro kas

I am definately going to try to get my wife to start excercising her vag.

May 23 10 - 12:22pm
pedro kas

i think all women should excercise their vaginas

Dec 19 11 - 9:23pm
whatthesnoz

I think all men should get classes in how to please women. It fucks me right off that women have to do all this preening and shit and men just lie on their arses and comment on how you haven't shaved your legs this week. You know what, fuck it. I'm gonna stick my head in a microwave til I'm stupid and stop shaving until my vagina becomes lost and I can claim to be a man and be a fat, lazy pile of shit.
Holy crap I think I became a feminist in those 15 seconds...

Feb 05 12 - 5:28pm
brava

anger understood...don't lump everyone together... Some body really must have done a terrible # on you other that him. same applies to you, too.

May 27 10 - 6:04pm
VelveTongue

Would it be like french kissing response if I eat her out? mmmmm intriguing ;)

Aug 11 10 - 9:12am
bubblehead

very interesting; vice like grip; you would have to use axle grease for a lubricunt.

Aug 20 10 - 10:44pm
HELLOOO :D

thts funii shit :P

Aug 23 10 - 5:19pm
bigeye

that bird in the pic has wicked eyes.

Nov 30 10 - 2:27am
Sexy

What a story i bet the worlds largest penis could fit in it

Feb 10 11 - 3:44pm
Nasty

Just do some DICK PUSHUPS AND THE PUSS IS yours THAT A GREAT MUSCLE... WOW

Feb 11 11 - 4:19am
james

may be she could handle mi......coz ma manhood cairries 20 kgs when arrect.let her try mi

Mar 26 11 - 11:10pm
billybob

I want her!

Mar 30 11 - 3:27am
Pen Island

I Like Strength

Apr 07 11 - 5:53pm
Ophallus

.... it might hurt in the morning .... but I'd certainly "hit it" a few times without any hesitation ....

May 12 11 - 9:04pm
nazzario de pizzario

am the only test to comfirm the strenght of her vagina with kingkom dick

May 23 11 - 7:19pm
john

she is only joking

May 30 11 - 2:26am
jax

its 2 gud i was in serch of dis shit i m thristy

Jul 06 11 - 9:02am
allan barigye

too bad that i didn't have one, ask me not what it is- a 'anigav', she would be my immediate trainer.

Aug 14 11 - 9:48pm
Mr jizz

Her vagina is stronger then my brother o_O

Oct 09 11 - 2:56am
SINTEI

PENNIC VS VIGINAL

Oct 19 11 - 3:10am
Abra ka dabra

Wooo

Oct 25 11 - 1:43am
Lol

Her name is Tatyana.

Dec 01 11 - 7:39pm
jdb-houston

I weigh 196lbs....my girlfriend has been using that thang to lift me up, carry me around, drop me off at the ATM....been doing this for years.

Dec 13 11 - 8:33pm
tats n pickle

nigger faces!

Dec 14 11 - 2:59am
A Biker Too

She would qualify for being an "Abyssinian Milker", they were famed prostitutes of legend that would greet caravans off the desert & once all the camels were settled dowm, go with one of the men to a tent, lay down on a rug & spread her legs, the man would get on top & inside her, then she'd close her legs, & helpers would roll them up in a rug, the man couldn't pump his hips at all, the she would start "stroking" his dick with her internal muscles slowly & bring him almost up to the point of cumming several times then easing off, finally she'd stroke him all the way through his orgasm, cumming & unable to pump fast, move, twitch or do anything at all but cum.
I've been lucky enough to be with two different women in my life that COULD stroke me like that, its a highly developed art that too many women don't know a thing about, if you're ever lucky enough to find one you'll never forget it, EVER!!!, its a combination smokin' hot delicious & extremely sensual fuck & a highly skilled blowjob all rolled up in one, it WILL spoil you severely, then find a woman with false teeth & get some toothless head, it will keep you looking for that exact same thing, if you ever find it, treasure it!!!!!!!!, keep it, you're a lucky man your woman can do all this, NEVER leave her because everything else out there will be a let down & a disappointment compaired to what you already have!

Dec 14 11 - 3:27am
A Biker Too

I forgot to add, when a woman has great muscle control like this her orgasms are so much STRONGER & LONG LASTING than someone who hasn't developed any muscle control, one time we were fucking for about a half an hour & she starts gasping, "I can't, I can't stop, Ican't stop cumming", pushed me off, rolled over on her side & passed out, I got behind her pushed her legs up, slid right back inside & came shortly afterwards, them I fell asleep too, one thing that her muscle control will do for YOU is build up your arousal levels to a point where you & her can go for a long time before orgasming.
To us a quickie was about ten minutes, we'd really go to town at night before going to sleep, when she had lots of orgasms, she'd NEVER say, "Talk to Me" after we were done, we'd BOTH go right to sleep, AND I'd always eat her through her first two orgasms before we started to fuck, toned up her muscles all the better to receive me in one big quick hard thrust & a belly slap with it too once I'd hit home, her muscle control was so good that I could rub the head of my dick across the end of her cervix, after a few of those she'd twitch & pump her hips because it was reaching down deep inside & stirring her pleasure points!
We'd fuck three times a day, she'd wake me up sucking on me & we'd have our breakfast fuck, then we'd eat breakfast, after lunch was our "quickie", some times it lasted a lot longer than ten minutes, sometimes it didn't, then at night we had our "sleeping pill" fuck, that lasted a long time that way afterwards we'd just drift off to sleep, well satisfied.
DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, GET YOUR WOMAN TO DEVELOP HER MUSCLES FOR BOTH HER PLEASURE & YOURS TOO -- ENJOY!!!!!!!!

Dec 14 11 - 12:40pm
I used to

be able to fuck for a long time like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Dec 21 11 - 8:11am
no

meme is way to over used

Dec 26 11 - 12:43pm
FailFail

Its IN the Knee.

Jan 20 12 - 4:02pm
Cat

An't that the truth

Mar 08 12 - 9:37pm
synzere

I KNW what my Girl'z Next Gift is GONNA BE!!!....StYLL sYnNyN

Jul 19 12 - 4:04am
anon

why're they always russian

Aug 16 12 - 10:27am
prabhat suman

amazing...................bur.............hain............

Aug 31 12 - 2:01am
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