Sloppy Seconds: Mr. & Mrs...?

Apparently Meatloaf will do anything for cash. This is like a double-whammy sell out, kids. [VideoGum]

Have you made your way to the newest new online news source The Faster Times yet? [Faster Times]

The Pope: he's just like us! No, he's not lamenting the fact that he's not getting any (or maybe he is?) he fell down and broke his wrist, too. [Yahoo!]

We've heard our fair share of strange fetish stories in our time her at Scanner, but this one is the most... bizzare? "A Duluth man with a history of burglary to satisfy a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing large rubber exercise balls has been at it again." [Duluth News Tribune]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie supposedly want to make a sequel to "Mr. & Mrs. Smith." Of course they do. [The Inquisitr]