You might remember Peter Steele as the appropriately named rocker who posed nude for Playgirl in the 1990s. Well! Judging by his latest antic, the parolee is either entirely off his nutter, a sex fiend on the rampage, or both. That’s if you believe this news story, which I’m not sure I do (this article is the only primary report, and it got his age wrong by nine years).
Cops in San Mateo Valley, CA, got complaints of a large nude man lurking in a doorway. When they showed up, a car chase ensued, until Steele’s car tires gave out and he couldn’t ride on the rims any longer. He then dashed–naked except for sneakers–into an open garage and through the adjoining house, and was captured out back with the help of a Tazer and a bean bag gun.
He was then brought to the hospital with a 220 pulse and was spotted masturbating on the gurney. Also, cops found a sex toy in the shape of a vagina in his car.
So, um. Thoughts?
Might have to go read up on this guy more now…