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The Greatest Voicemail in the History of Mankind
By Brian FairbanksJuly 24th, 2009, 9:55 amComments (24)
Of all the many glorious cultural artifacts we've shared with you, this may be one of the best ever. Seriously.
A set of voice mails left by the craziest "smooth talker" of all time, presented without comment. They're that incredible.
Reactions from your other Scanners while listening to this madness:
-30 seconds in: WOW.
-Listening to it now. Holy shit!
-i look like this
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What's sad is that even if it's fake, it's still not far off from what the second-worst probably is. Direct from the goofy-accented town of Toronto, Canada, it's the great Dimitri:
Via.
Commentarium (24 Comments)
The frightened and confused look on the kid's face just adds to the power of this already amazing photo. I wonder if he's the dude's son.
Nothing is more attractive than an ultimatum!
This is old, but wonderful. I still can't believe that this really happened.
As far as I know this guy was a doctor but struck off for inappropriate behaviour. Total perv. You should see his website and the 'notices' he gives women when they turn him down. Sad and kind of scary that men like this even exist.
"If you're not psychologically normal, I'm not interested." Dude's a miscegenist!
there was an article written about this guy. he's for real.
Love this, so elegant. Haven't heard from Demitri in a long time.
I visited this great man's web site. I now declare Dimitri The Lover to be THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!
funniest thing ever.
This is exactly what Dimitri The Lover was accused of as a doctor (from the web site for his licensing body):
"During a professional visit to the first female complainant, Dr. Dimitri made comments to the effect that he would like to get to know her better, that sex was fun and that he would call her later about getting together for a drink. He also pulled her to him and kissed her on the neck. The second complainant was visited in her home and, following a clinical evaluation, was asked about her sex life, present commitments and past involvements with married men. Dr. Dimitri then discussed his unsatisfactory sexual relationship with his wife and asked the patient to date him or to become involved in a sexual relationship with him. She declined both requests. Upon leaving, he hugged and kissed her and suggested that she should reconsider her decision."
Also, no convictions. I read the piece above. Obviously these people hate him. Though, I LOVED the recruitment flyer!!!
I just read on another blog that the flyer was taken down due to a threatened law suit by Dimitri The Lover. He considered it a "private correspondence" between himself and the woman he handed it to. I went to the cached page ... 8,500 views of the Flickr image in just over 2 weeks before being taken down is quite impressive. To re-interate Donny Douchetastic's request (love that name BTW), does anyone have an ENLARGED version of that flyer?
If you print out the flyer from the cached page and read it, it is all very legible except the last line. It took 5 of us some time, but we figured it out. Basically, he says "For the love of God woman!" further up, with the word God having an (R) beside it. The last line, in fine print, refers to the (R) and reads: "Love of God" is just an expression. "Go" is a trademark of ignorance. there is not, never was, nor ever will be a "God".
typo, "Go" should read "God". sorry guys!
"Believe it or not, Im a great catch .... there is nothing wrong with me" "Maybe you have issues....?" WOW! What a D-bag! LOL.
wow...he sounds like a TED BUNDY type..ewwww
I feel like if I got that flyer I would be GRATEFUL. How asinine & delusional!
Oh My God!!! I am so fucking sane. Thanks so much for sharing this.
is this for real!!!??
Why is it that women are considered "smart" for feeling threatened by a strong man but men are considered weak, dumb and insecure for feeling threatened by a strong woman? Is it really okay for women to be misandrists (irrational hatred of men) but NOT okay for men to be misoginists? I personally like women in general the same way I like the government: There are plenty of good ones that don't get attention because of the few bad apples that do. I have to admit, however, that if I meet a FEMALE chauvenist pig I can't resist the urge to counter that by being the biggest MALE chauvenist pig I can muster. In reality I'm not a chauvenist but sometimes you have to speak the other persons language in order to make sure you're heard. If I have to be a male pig in order to get through to a female pig then so be it. She really has no basis for complaining since all I'm doing is mirroring her behavior. It's called beating them at their own game. Plenty of people from both genders think they're Gods' gift to the world. Hopefully we will all EVOLVE beyond self-importance eventually.
This is horrifying. The only reason she wouldn't call him is if she was abused, has an anxiety issues or her mother had cancer? I don't think he's "psychologically normal" as he puts it.
omgggggg I wish there were more!
This guy is retarded... abused in your childhood? Your mother might be going through chemotherapy? No, psychologically normal people do not say stuff like that.
this guy totally shames greek people. =/
Sounds gay
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