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Would You Want to Smell Like Amy Winehouse?
By Emily FarrisJuly 27th, 2009, 1:41 pmComments (4)
Rumor has it that Amy Winehouse has been offered more than $800,000 to launch a fragrance line. Apparently, the company in question wants to capture the essence of her "50s style," but all we can imagine right now, sadly, is something resembling the smell of Aqua Net and a crack pipe. So naturally, this story reeks of B.S. to us. But if it's true the $800,000 question is: what would Winehouse's perfume be called?








Commentarium (4 Comments)
"Midnight Alleyway"?
I remember back in the '70s Pete Rose was hawking Aqua Velva on TV with the slogan "When a man wants to smell like a man." Well, that's all well and good, but I'm thinking I don't really want to smell like Pete Rose (and that was even before he went to prison).
Brixton Sidewalk?
I'm thinking Skank Stank.
Now you say something