Let’s see how long it takes before Apple yanks this application: introducing Passion, the program designed to monitor your sexual intercourse, complete with a post-coital rundown on how well you do it.
It’s based on several factors: duration, the eventual orgasm(s), and the rate of activity. See here:
What is Passion?
Ever wondered if how well you compared to other people during sex, well now you can with Passion. This iPhone application measures how well you perform during sex, and gives you a rating from 0 to 10, 10 being the highest. Then you can go online and see how well you did against the rest of the world.
How it works?
Passion works by using all of the iPhone’s distinct features such as the microphone, accelerometer and many others to determine an accurate score. All you have to do is start the application, put your iPhone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that. Once you are finished, press the stop button and view your results.
It’s supported by the iPhone (but not the iPod touch.) Would anyone here actually be caught dead using this thing in bed?