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This Week In Gayness: Dildos Attack Adam Lambert Onstage
By Brian FairbanksAugust 7th, 2009, 10:42 amComments (4)
The ACLU is amassing large donations as part of its strategy to lift Florida's ban on gay adoptions in the next three years. A recent poll suggests the nation supports homosexual adoptions, with 55% in favor to 39% against.
The Republicans want you to know that "socialized medicine" will allow for free sex changes. (By the way, wake up, GOP'ers-- Reagan tried to frame Medicare that way in the 1960s and that program never turned us all into Russkies, so there...)
According to Starpulse:
Fans have been throwing sex toys onstage at Adam Lambert during the American Idol summer tour.
"It's going further, and somebody threw onstage a red-leather tasseled whip," he tells the website. "Yeah, and then the next night, I got one that was made out of, like, purple fur. It's getting really S&M."
The Diocese of Minnesota has announced three candidates for bishop, including one woman who identifies as a lesbian.
And here's some disturbing evidence that FedEx Kinkos discriminates against gays with their phony "porn" filters and rude employees. If the company wishes to respond to the charges, they can feel free to e-mail us at scanner@nerve.com.
Commentarium (4 Comments)
I hate the internet. Everywhere you turn inconsequential bloggers are using Adam Lambert's name to attract hits. You people are scum and I hope all of your social engineering causes FAIL since you clearly have no concern for people in real life.
Thank you for the best hate mail of the week, from someone who obviously has never seen what kind of hits we get when we use a name like "Adam Lambert" on this site. (Hint: it's low!)
I almost DIDN't read this article because of Adam Lambert, but a dildo attack, well that's just news.
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Now you say something