While You Were Sleeping: Your Looks Aren't Getting Better, Say Scientists

Isn't it time that lazy President of ours brought back Arrested Development?

Somehow Heidi Montag's Dad hasn't been told about his daughter's Playboy appearance. It's not a big deal, though, since it was announced that she isn't even going to be naked in the damn magazine.

Scientists say women aren't necessarily getting better looking, with a picture of Ann Coulter to help lend credibility to the argument.

No one is quite sure who did the above damage to the above car. And certainly no one is coming forward to claim ownership (of the vehicle.)

One of the nutjobs behind Prop 8 is-- you already called it, we're sure-- divorcing his wife of more than four decades. Family values wins again.