Sloppy Seconds: Katy Perry Prayed for Big Breasts

You can file this one under "someone who has too much time on his or her hands." Someone with too much time on his or her hands compiled a list of every single word Don Draper uttered in the first season of Mad Men. [Unlikely Words]

Oooh! Jon Gosselin's 22-year-old girlfriend has called TLC (The Learning Channel) "the lying channel" because the network didn't let Jon and estranged wife Kate come clean about their dying relationship. [Us]

How excited are you for R. Kelly's new album? [Vulture]

Like us, Katy Perry used to pray for big breasts. Unlike us, she got them. Also, she has a pretty sure-fire way to avoid wardrobe malfunctions. [Female First]

On-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again couple Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are apparently off again. Wright Penn has filed for divorce (again). [People]