Sloppy Seconds: Amber Rose Streaks On The Beach

A really, really horny businessman paid 30 large for a gold sex toy. (In unrelated news, BuzzFeed discovered this ghastly all-purpose blow up doll thing, the infamous and ancient concubine masturbator.)

Women who are "weight-conscious" don't look at chocolate cake and say, "I want to eat that." They say, "That doesn't look healthy," according to this report.

Okay, so Amber Rose didn't exactly streak on the beach while vacationing with boyfriend Kanye West, but... hey, sometimes there's just no great way to describe photos like these in a headline.

The famous person death today was the legendary producer Don Hewitt, creator of 60 Minutes.

And an autographed nude photo of Jackie O was found among Andy Warhol's keepsakes this week. The archivists who discovered it say "Aristotle Socrates Onassis... got a paparazzi to take pictures of her skinny-dipping and it landed in the hands of Larry Flynt, who turned it into a poster for his porn magazine, Hustler... Jackie O sent a copy – likely as a joke – to Warhol..."