Today in WTF: We'll All Be Happy Babies in Heaven

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If you're not familiar with Precious Moments figurines, you should be. They are, according to The Faster Times' Ruth Graham, "innocent babies that do grown-up things like celebrate anniversaries," you know, precious moments.

Crazies Regular people across the country (and probably around the world) are obsessed with Precious Moments, collecting them, creating decorating schemes around them and we can only imagine they're used in certain prayer rituals—which is fitting, considering a man decided to build a shrine to the big-headed ceramic tchotchkes. The Precious Moments Chapel, located in Carthage, MO is lovingly and very seriously referred to as "America's Sistine Chapel" and features such gems as this Oklahoma City firefighter.

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Yep.

At least we'll all be happy babies in heaven.

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[The Faster Times: Visiting America's Sistine Chapel]

Commentarium (3 Comments)

Aug 20 09 - 4:12pm
allfathersdotter

disturbing.

Aug 20 09 - 11:18pm
rx2v2x

Yes, that artwork certainly does compare favorably with the painting that what's-his-name...that Italian guy...you know who I mean, the chapel guy, anyway this picture is every bit as good as his...because, you know, it's on the ceiling. Like in that chapel.

Aug 21 09 - 8:07pm
missdoc

Crazy Americans!

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