Sloppy Seconds: Tom DeLay's DWTS Partner Revealed

There's a whole story here but we don't really need to read anything other than "accidental anal sex." [True/Slant]

Now here's a Michael Jackson tribute we can get behind: New York City Councilwoman Letitia James wants to see the subway station in which the video for "Bad" was filmed (Brooklyn's Hoyt-Schermerhorn) named for Jackson. Or at least have a plaque put up. [Yahoo!]

Apparently female drunk driving is on the rise. [The Inquisitr]

Lindsay Lohan's L.A. home was burglarized while she was away. Luckily, some of it was caught on tape. [Yahoo!]

ABC released the list of partners for the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars, and we weren't too surprised to learn that Tom DeLay's partner is none other than Cheryl Burke. [Us]