Top 5 Craigslist Jobs

If you've recently become funemployed you know that 1. your bank account is about to be emptied and 2. the world is your oyster. Now is the time to put those fencing or Russian language skills to work. Don't have those? Have a sexy voice? It will get you a job. To prove it, we've rounded up five of the, um, best Craigslist jobs from around the country. Naturally, these gigs are get 'em while you can type-of deals, as postings tend to be deleted or flagged, but we've copied all of the email addresses for you in case you find your dream job today. Just use the handy "Apply now!" link.

5. FENCING INSTRUCTOR

From New York Craigslist:

RUSSIAN SPEAKING FENCING INSTRUCTOR / PARTNER NEEDED FOR WEEKLY LESSONS.

MUST BE: KULTURNII, PRE-KRAZNII, INTELLIGENTNA, SVETSKII, NORMALNA DEVUCHKA / DAMA / CHELOVICK.
MUST BE AN EXPERIENCED IN USAGE OF FOIL / SABER. MUST HAVE OWN EQUIPMENT. MUST BE AVAILABLE
ONCE A WEEK FOR AN HOUR OF INSTRUCTIONS FOR $50.00. CASH BONUS FOR GOOD INSTRUCTOR. MUST
BE A PATIENT TEACHER, AND SPEAK SEMI-PLAUSIBLE ENGLISH. Apply now!

4. PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR

From San Francisco Craigslist:

Experienced Field Investigators & Surveillance Operatives (Licensed & Insured) to work as Associates, on a case-by-case basis, for assignments throughout the Bay Area.

Field Investigators:
• Onsite research of public/county records
• Interviews & Statements
• Accident scene inspection and evaluation
• Site recognizance

Surveillance Operatives:
• Vast Surveillance background
• Proven ability to conduct lengthy complex surveillances
• Work alone and in team environment
• Experience - Insurance Defense, Litigations Support, Corporate Matters

Written reports, prepared in Microsoft Word, will be submitted by email in a timely fashion. Knowledge and use of other appropriated computer programs and operations are necessary.

All Associates must:
• Adhere to deadlines
• Have actual private sector investigative experience
• Have reliable and appropriate vehicle
• Maintain or acquire necessary equipment to perform the assignments

Only qualified persons need to respond. Please indicate whether applying for Field Investigator or Surveillance Operative. Apply now!

3. SEXY PHONE TALKER

From Chicago Craigslist:

Local nightclub is looking to add to their phone promotions department. This is an outbound phone position involving setting up parties for our customers. We’re looking for someone who loves talking on the phone, has an outgoing personality, a good work ethic and is motivated to make money.

The hours we are looking to fill are Tuesday and Wednesday from 11am to 6pm. No evening or weekend hours available.

We are screening for voice quality first so please leave a voicemail at 312.932.0727 if you are interested in the position. Apply now!

2. SPECIMEN COLLECTOR

From Philadelphia Craigslist:

Looking for DOT/FAA Specimen Collectors to collect urine drug screens and breath alcohol specimens at the major airport Phiadelphia. Experience preferred but not needed. Training will be provided to qualified candidates. EMT's, Paramedics, CNA's or Nurses will be considered as well. Great part time job for the right person. Apply now!

1. UH... PIMP?

From Boston Craigslist:

I am willing to pay a thousand dollars to someone who can get me a cute, normal gf. Although I'm a nice, social, well educated and financially well off guy, I am having a very difficult time getting a girl interested in even getting to know me here in Boston since I moved from NJ. I live in backbay next to the prudential center and perhaps we can meet up and discuss over coffee or something to see if this is something that is doable. I also have pics at myspace myspace/justicepatel and on facebook (search justice patel) so you can see what you would be working with. Things like going out and giving me pointers on why I am striking out or what I could do to enhance my appearance might be some of the things that could be a part of this. I'm pretty sure if I can get girls to go out with me, they will like me but it's really getting them to want to get to know me which seems to be the issue here. Anyway, if you think you can help let me know. Apply now!