Five Famous Guys You Shouldn't Date... Even If They Ask

We know, we know. The prospect of being asked out by a celebrity is sort-of exciting. Even if it's the kind of person you wouldn't date if he weren't famous. And—like with all people—even if they're good guys, it doesn't mean they'll be good partners. Here are five (er, six) currently single stars we implore you to avoid like The Plague. Think about it: maybe there's a reason they're single...

5. The Two Remaining Single Jonas Brothers
Sure, these brown-eyed brothers have sold something like eight million albums. But we have just one question for you: do you like pre-marital sex? If the answer is yes, you should probably steer clear of the two Jonas Brothers who are still unattached, Joe and Nick. (The oldest brother, Kevin, is engaged to his longtime girlfriend, who is probably isn't getting any, either.) The brothers Jonas even sport purity rings which, according to Joe, symbolize "a promise to ourselves and to God that we'll stay pure till marriage." Sweet, but no dice.

4. Jude Law
It breaks our hearts to admit this—since we still and always will harbor certain Jude Law sex fantasies—but the guy is just not a good partner. After divorcing his first wife, Sadie Frost, Law began a pretty high-profile relationship with super-hot actress (and his Alfie co-star) Sienna Miller. While the two were engaged, he cheated on her with the nanny of his children (from his first marriage). Recently, a model announced she was knocked up with his fourth kid. Ladies: do you really want to be Jude Law's third baby mama? We think not.

3. Sean Penn
After an on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again relationship with soon-to-be-ex-wife Robin Wright Penn, Sean Penn is technically (if not yet legally) single again. But ladies beware! While there's no denying the fact that he is a smart, sexy man and a ridiculously talented actor let us remind you that when married to Madonna in the Eighties he was charged with felony domestic assault. We know people grow and change and whatever, but isn't it better to be safe than sorry?

2. Jon Gosselin
You should be wary of any guy who can go from wholesome family man to the King of All Douchebags in a matter of months. We understand the whole new-found-freedom thing, we do. Really! He should have some fun. But a guy who can so quickly go from doting husband and father of eight to khaki-clad frat boy wannabe who hosts parties in Vegas and smiles for the cameras while doing so is not someone we would trust to, say, not give us syphilis.... plus he'd probably call us 'fat' after we confronted him about it.

1. Chris Brown
You like your face, right? Okay, then stay away from this singer—especially until the fact that he beat up his former girlfriend Rihanna is no longer front-page news.

What other celebrities—male or female—would you blow off in a bar?

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