Lady Gaga Has Trouble Dating, Escaping Inappropriate Questions From Men

Lady Gaga must have trouble dealing with the men she dates. Based solely on the questions she's been receiving about her private parts lately-- which she addresses in the stunning interview excerpt printed below-- it would seem all men can ever talk about is that "hermaphrodite photo."

Recently, rumors were flying that the world's biggest new pop star admitted that other rumors were true-- you know, the ones that she was born a hermaphrodite:

“It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big fucking deal.”

Of course, now that every idiot with a microphone is bringing up her "peener," Gaga is ready with a brilliant comeback:

"Obviously we have to talk about the tiny penis rumours. Where are we at right now with the tiny penis issue, Lady Gaga?"

"My little vagina is very offended," Gaga said. "I'm not offended, my vagina is offended."

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