While You Were Sleeping: Alabama Bans Pleasure Aids

The trailer for the Michael Jackson documentary "This Is It" is already up on MySpace. We'll let you make your own observations.

Body Worlds, the group that brought you the Bodies exhibit, wants to produce an entire show of cadavers having sex. Why is this necessary?

Singer Beth Ditto has banned her girlfriend from The Gossip's upcoming UK tour, in order to keep the poor woman from having to endure constant media harassment.

Alabama's highest court upheld a statewide ban on the sale of sex toys. So, as before, the right to privacy is being ignored in favor of sticking your nose in someone's business.

And it turns out all that catcalling construction workers do is just an act. These Viennese working men fled at top speed when a naked blond woman raced up to them, shouting, "Who wants me?" The photo above is, indeed, of the "crime scene."