PUMA Tracks Stock-Market Losses With Stripping Models

Ease the pain of sliding into never-ending debt with nearly naked hotties!

To promote their new line of PUMA Bodywear (that's "underwear" to us common folk), the shoe-cum-athletic-apparel company has come up with the PUMA Index, a real time (sort of) market tracker accompanied by a model who gains or loses clothes as you gain and lose your money. You can chose not only which market you're following, but also the gender of your model. Sorry kids, no braces for you this year! But hey, look at this fine thing moving a rock around an infinite white oblivion like some kind of Abercrombie & Fitch-sponsored Beckett play!

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Unfortunately, I tuned in at a time when the Dow had actually risen, and so he soon changed outfits and stopped getting all sweaty. The good news is, he irons:

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Watch him now, before they reposses your computer.