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For those of you holding out for a Madonna + Jesus union, don't hold your breath. While on David Letterman last night Lady M made it very clear she doesn't want to marry again. Never. Ever.
When Letterman asked if she'd ever consider it, she said, "I think I'd rather get run over by a train." (And then she ate pizza).
Well, there you have it folks.
And she's clearly not alone:
"I'm into monogamy. But I'm not really into marriage. I sort of hate the legal aspect of it. What does the state have to do with it?" - Natalie Portman
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
- Rodney Dangerfield.
"Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution." - Mae West
"With what I know, I don't see why anyone would get married." - Christie Brinkley