funktinode

I think my love for cuddling is a detriment to my relationships. When I first start seeing someone I always want him in my bed for cuddling (and, you know, other stuff). Perhaps this makes me come off as needy? But having this "emotional robot" pillow contraption thing-y might make it much easier for me to pull off the "I don't care when I see you next" thing (which I hear is very appealing to men).

Funktinode is an early prototype of a real body pillow that actually breathes. And one fine day it could be a soft, cuddly thing that is capable of intelligent conversation. I may never need a real man again! (Sorry, men, but that combination is hard to come by!)

Funktionide Part II from eltopo on Vimeo.

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Commentarium (6 Comments)

Oct 06 09 - 5:05pm
toe knee

Does it come with attachments?

Oct 07 09 - 3:52am
Leo

Anyone else think that looked creepy? Like a giant larvae?

Oct 07 09 - 10:35am
terror

jesus that's frightening. that pillow's gonna try to rape you.

Oct 07 09 - 10:57am
thinkywritey

That video makes me want to self-harm.

Oct 07 09 - 11:11am
Luke

It's great for people with Herculoids fetishes.

Oct 07 09 - 11:31pm
Katie

That was disturbing to say the least.

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