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Funktinode The Emotional Robot Can Please You About as Much as a Person Can
By Emily FarrisOctober 6th, 2009, 4:39 pmComments (6)
I think my love for cuddling is a detriment to my relationships. When I first start seeing someone I always want him in my bed for cuddling (and, you know, other stuff). Perhaps this makes me come off as needy? But having this "emotional robot" pillow contraption thing-y might make it much easier for me to pull off the "I don't care when I see you next" thing (which I hear is very appealing to men).
Funktinode is an early prototype of a real body pillow that actually breathes. And one fine day it could be a soft, cuddly thing that is capable of intelligent conversation. I may never need a real man again! (Sorry, men, but that combination is hard to come by!)
Funktionide Part II from eltopo on Vimeo.
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Commentarium (6 Comments)
Does it come with attachments?
Anyone else think that looked creepy? Like a giant larvae?
jesus that's frightening. that pillow's gonna try to rape you.
That video makes me want to self-harm.
It's great for people with Herculoids fetishes.
That was disturbing to say the least.
Now you say something