Christina Hendricks And Her Boobs Get Married

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Christina Hendricks, better known as the voluptuous Joan in Mad Men, tied the knot with fiance Geoffrey Arend yesterday. And, no offense to Arend, but we're still shaking our heads over this one. He must have a really great personality. And if you've seen his performance as the goofy best friend 500 Days of Summer, you know that's probably not the case. So keep up that voodoo magic dude, because it's obviously working. After the jump. picks of Hendricks' wedding dress, which of course is designed to maximize her assets.

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Commentarium (7 Comments)

Oct 12 09 - 5:27pm
eurrapanzy

It must have been his impersonations on Undeclared. Girls love funny guys, hypothetically.

Oct 12 09 - 6:24pm
mike

Won't last...

Oct 12 09 - 6:58pm
Soltice2005

I thought the flowers (fake?) were actually distracting from her "assets"

Oct 13 09 - 9:55am
thinkywritey

Ack. He doesn't "deserve" a woman with big boobs, apparently, because of a character he played in a movie? Man. This shit really is getting more and more unreadable.

Oct 14 09 - 1:42pm
Betty

How wrong is it that I still want her to marry Nathan Fillion (or at least make a witty rom-com with him)?

Oct 15 10 - 12:39am
Sunbury

Geez, get pissed when a pretty girl marries an ugly dude even though it's sweet beyond belief. Nerve.com, you are the biggest fucking hypocrites in the world.

Aug 31 11 - 1:04pm
Will

Heck yeah this is eatxlcy what I needed.