
An anonymous 42-year-old man in South Dakota posted a personals ad in the Men Seeking Men section of Craig's List the other day. Apparently, he doesn't want you to touch him because it's gross. Also, he wants you to touch him.

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Commentarium (5 Comments)
I don't know who to pity more. The homophobe or the man who wants to meet him.
Going out on the limb here (pun intended), but I am guessing tubby boy is not the climber hanging off the cliff on the left.
Real climbers do not have double chins. I've seen some heavy guys that pull down hard, but they're all solid, not sloppy.
It's a fake, guys:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jo-buds-2.php?page=5
yea, there was an original that was similar to this...but this was just a spin off.
Now you say something