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Is This The Trashiest Wedding of 2009?
By Brian FairbanksOctober 20th, 2009, 3:30 pmComments (5)
Heidi and Spencer Pratt got married last year, right? Seriously, this wedding sounds even worse-- straight through to the honeymoon on the Redneck Riviera-- or worse, Cleveland.
Sure, no member of the wedding party spent the night in jail. No one filed for an annulment the next day. No one jumped up to claim the bride was a man-- although that would've been awesome.
A couple have become the first in Britain to get married in a strip club.
Phil Wharam, 50, tied the knot with Lynfa Lawson, 46, at a glamour-themed ceremony with 120 guests at Katz in Basildon, Essex.
Manager Dean Kayne, 38, said: 'We are just making use of our very good facilities.' [Metro]
We know it's not terribly romantic, but what's wrong with City Hall?
The FARKers really enjoyed this one-- check out the headline they gave it: "Couple gets married in strip club. To keep the classy bar high, they had their reception at Hooter's, then rode in the back of a manure truck to their honeymoon at a pay-by-the-hour hotel with a vibrating bed." That sounds about right.
Commentarium (5 Comments)
fuck the haters cleveland rules
Jeez that guy has a mullet! Outside certain areas of the US, I thought those were extinct.
I think I'm in love with the shirtless photographer....
Um, yeah, 'glamour' in the UK means something a little different than in North America. And they were in Essex...I don't know what the exact equivalent of that is in the US, but (the stereotype is that) it's white trash (with often stolen) expensive brand name hats and things. See 'chav' in urban dictionary.
Philip Wharam wanted everything in life but without having to do much for it. He's now paying for his greed and stupidity in Jail. So you have to ask yourself again, who gets married in a Strip Club ? Someone who thought he could be Peter Stringfellow. He loved aristocratic ladies too... but you couldn't get them, could you, poor man. So he chose cheap tarts instead, with drinking problems, they couldn't then turn around and accuse him of being... a real see you next tuesday. Philip dreamed big and in his head, he's only *this far* from being someone really big and then he can *get everyone back* who stood in his way... if only... if only... errr no-one stood in your way, you've made it big, in prison! Well Done !
Now you say something