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James Franco Loves His Dick

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Admit it ladies (and most dudes, let’s be honest here), you’d do anything to have your way with James Franco. Not only is he an amazing actor with the world’s cramazingist cheekbones, but he also has a great sense of humor about himself (as evidenced by his multitude of comedy roles and “Acting with James Franco” videos). Who wouldn’t want a piece of that?

Well apparently, not even James Franco can resist James Franco.

See, in the Academy Award winning Milk, James Franco wore a prosthetic penis, much like Markie Mark did at the end of Boogie Nights (though for the life of me I can’t remember what scene in Milk lets you see the goods…maybe in the “uncut” version?). Unlike Wahlberg though, Franco can admit that he liked the cast of his penis so much, he snuck it home with him. At the New Yorker Festival this weekend, Franco appeared onstage with writer Lauren Collins where he confessed that he still had the dick mold, and was actually using it for another film.

Though with that joker, you can never tell. Maybe Spiderman 4 will actually have some of the Green Goblin’s goodies in it.

[We changed it. But who knows, maybe it warned him about an impending apocolypse? – Ed.]