The Tyra Show Features Woman With Two Vaginas

In yet another display of the finest and least sensational in television entertainment, today's episode of The Tyra Banks Show features a woman with two vaginas. For your benefit, and because you have to take advantage of the moment before it passes you by, I will write it again: today's episode of The Tyra Banks Show features a woman with two vajayjays.

According to the official press release, twenty-nine-year-old Lauren Williams says:

I’ve got two uteruses. Just one to each [fallopian tube], then they go down to two cervixes, and then it did go down to the two vaginas.

Williams goes on to say that she was twenty-five-years-old when she was diagnosed and believes that she is the recipient of two periods, which seems like particularly bad luck. The least her body could do is sync the cycles.

Now, you might be thinking to yourself,  "Two vaginas! What fun I could have with two vaginas!" But it can't be all that it's hyped up to be. Speaking on behalf of all straight men, we have enough to worry about with the one vagina. I'm thirty, and it still takes me half the night to find the one clitoris; to find a second would just be overwhelming. Not to mention her utter disgust if you can't get the whole intercourse-thing right even with two chances. I imagine it's like a carnival game in which all you have to do to win is throw a softball into the giant basket twice: sure it seems easy, but ultimately, you're set up for failure.