Emma Watson Is Dating Our New #1 Enemy

emma1

When we heard rumors last year that Emma Watson was dating some pretty boy/Gael Garcia Bernal-scruffy Latino-actor-type, we chose to ignore the gossip because it didn't jibe with our destiny of growing old with Hermione. Now the rumors are too strong to deny: the internet's youngest crush appears to be about to jump off the market.

Rafael Cebrian is a Spanish pop drummer for a band called the Monomes and star of various hit European movies. They've had two number one singles and one number one record over there on their way to a 2008 Best New Artist Award from the Spanish Music Academy. Meanwhile, Cebrian is over here at Brown, living in Providence... and apparently, taking our girlfriend to Madison Square Garden to watch the Rangers get murdered.

emma2

Ha ha, Rafael. She was on the phone with us.

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Commentarium (7 Comments)

Nov 24 09 - 4:34pm
EB

after looking at the first pic, for a second I thought it was one of the Jonas brothers, which would not be OK, not to anyone.

Nov 24 09 - 5:52pm
James Brady Ryan

Funny, EB, I thought it was Mark Ronson, which would also not be okay, but only because I'd be jealous of Ms. Watson.

Nov 24 09 - 6:13pm
BZ

They don't seem particularly affectionate, though.

Nov 25 09 - 12:34am
Holly

Okay, who's paparazzi shots make her look as good as she does in her movies?!

Nov 25 09 - 1:00am
Sidral

I bet he met her in Spanish 101, where he was trying to get the easy A

Why did I choose tv/vcr repair school over Brown!?

Nov 25 09 - 5:46pm
Ryan

He looks like King Douchebag the First.

Nov 30 09 - 7:51am
PO

Si!