Lunchtime Link Love: Hefner Nearly Died Thanks To A Sex Toy

For some reason, the fact that "Diaper" David Vitter was out buying ladies' underwear is very amusing to political types.

A 14-year-old boy is the youngest person to ever design an official New York Times crossword. Readers report yesterday's puzzle was "impossible" to solve.

“The outline of her naked body is visible in the shower ... Frank walks to the shower and opens the glass door. Walking in, he lifts Cara against the glass, clutching at her slithery body, kissing her frantically. She kisses him back with ardor, wrapping her dripping legs around his back.” You would be forgiven for thinking this is straight out of Harlequin romance novel. Believe it or not, it's actually an excerpt from the script for an upcoming Angelina Jolie-Johnny Depp movie.

In an interview with HollyScoop.com, Hugh Hefner said he had a near-death experience with a sex toy: "There was a moment when I was having sex with four Playmates and I almost swallowed a Ben Wa ball."

This may be the greatest political ad in all of history-- lots of bleeped out words, the candidate mentioning that he was an Eagle Scout before his other qualifications, and the angry extras. Excellence.

A Chinese bride apparently refused to sleep with her husband on her wedding night. The groom's father heard about this and demanded she consummate her marriage; instead, the bride sent her brother and parents to jump the groom and his proud papa. Now the father is suing over his injuries. We have to ask-- what exactly did the bride think was going to happen in this marriage, particularly when she refused sex?

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