Older Man Bites Girl at Twilight Screening

Attention rabid Twilight fans (pun very not intended): I'm sorry I said you were the worst thing about the Twilight phenomenon. There are such worse things out there. Attention old men attending Twilight screenings with the intention of mackin' on teenage girls: NOT OKAY. And that's just in general. Once it gets sexual harassment-y and then just regular harassment-y, it's time to take a good hard look at the world we live in. Forget the disco-shimmer vampires and homoerotic werewolves: the real monsters are in the audience! Via Cinematical:

It seems that in the midst of a screen full of vamps and wolves, an old, short, white dude believed to be about 45 years old starting throwing "sexual comments" at a 17-year-old girl sitting in front of him. But he didn't just assault her with words. When the movie was over, he decided to give her a taste of the "real deal" and allegedly bit the girl on the neck (lucky for her, he didn't break the skin).

Luckily for the man - who is still at large - it was easy to flee scene, since it was only a movie theater full of people. Here's the newscast about the incident: