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Cosmo Shows You The Sex Positions That Will Keep You Swine Flu-Free
By James Brady RyanDecember 3rd, 2009, 11:42 amComments (4)
You can totally have sex with someone who has swine flu and be safe, as long as you're facing away from the other person! The more you know. I really feel like once you're having sex with someone, you've really discarded the fear of getting swine flu already. But it's good to know that I shouldn't be lip-kissing goodbye (I guess this explains why my coworkers keep complaining to HR about it). If only people had Cosmo during the Spanish flu pandemic! And, while we should all try to adopt these lifestyle changes, apparently these groups are already doing their part to stop the spread of the virus "everyone is talking about" (swine flu - so hot for 2010!):
-Flirtatious women from the '50s
-Reverse-cowgirl enthusiasts
-People without strong personal ties to others
-Bros
-The Obamas
Stay safe this flu season, everyone! Fist bump!
Commentarium (4 Comments)
My new pickup line: Hey sugar, what I'm saying is, we HAVE to have the reverse cowgirl sex to stop the spread of this H1N1 thing. We GOTTA do our part. Now let's get busy!
DISGUSTING. Cosmo is so lame! This is hilarious.
I look forward to going the reverse cowgirl all night and then bumping fists goodbye in the morning. Sounds like a date!
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