Top 5 Sexiest Victoria's Secret Commercials of All-Time

As we've mentioned on Scanner in the past, our childhood was spent checking out the Victoria's Secret catalog while our friends rummaged through their father's sock drawer for a Playboy or two. We always found the teasing lingerie style much more erotic than airbrushed nudity... and still do.

Unfortunately, this doesn't always translate to the clothing company's commercials. Here are five, based on the full Top 25 from Guyism, that we think almost-- almost-- do it for us...

5. As you will see throughout this list, the music supervisor on these commercials has impeccable taste. Here, ignore the cutesy voiceover and focus on the girls strutting to that Black Keys song from Rubber Factory.

4. You remember this one -- it's the much-discussed ad featuring Bob Dylan for no reason other than his song is used here. Check out Bob toward the end of the clip when he's glaring at the camera -- doesn't he remind you of pickup "artist" Mystery? He looks so unhappy to be there -- but perhaps it's that attitude that lands him women like Sheryl Crow six decades into his life.

3. Yes, we realize this is practically the same commercial at #4, but does that one feature extreme close ups of boobs... and Gisele Bundchen making sexy faces at herself in a mirror... while pressed up against that mirror? Didn't think so.

2. If you forget that that's Tyra Banks writhing on a bed, purring that she wants you to give her "a toy," and you're able to picture someone else in her place, then this may even be the sexiest. Is that Ms. Lima parading through the streets in a sexy Santa outfit? Is that Gisele that keeps flashing some seriously hot lingerie? Then yes, this is a very appealing advertisement.

1. Ah, the famed push-up bra commercial. How could this one not be #1? It has that sexy Jimi Hendrix guitar hook from Voodoo Chile (Slight Return), is set in a strip club, and has some model taking her top off at one point. Stop reading and just watch:

Honorable Mention: Gisele bent over a desk, Gisele putting a finger in her mouth, Laetitia Casta or one of those other VS girls in a leopard-print outfit, Adriana Lima approaching seductively. All these things, plus a Guns 'N Roses ripoff act on the soundtrack, in one thirty second spot:

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