Not a member? Sign up now
Guy Posts His Sister's Hookup List To Facebook... And Tags All The Guys
By Brian FairbanksDecember 23rd, 2009, 2:47 pmComments (820)
A girl named Katie found a twelve-pack of beer in her teenage brother's room and ratted him out to their parents. This is not news in any way, but what young Chris, the brother, did in retaliation after being grounded for three months is funny as hell... and so, so wrong...
Not only did he rummage through Katie's things and find her "hookup list" (aka "blow-jobs-to-hand-out list"), but he published it on his Facebook page...
...and tagged all of the intended recipients.
Then he engaged in a comment war with his sister while the subjects of this list weighed in:
The awful thread continues here.
FIND MORE
● Third Grader Lists Out the Ninety “Types of Bitches”
Commentarium (820 Comments)
"it aint easy being skeezy." well said sir, well said.
for even more revenge he shoulda showed his parents that too lol
hard to believe the girl is asian lol
boom goes the dynomite, where can i meet this chick? lol
awesome. thats all i can say is awesome!!!
I am a 24 year old female and if my brother did this shit to me I would have killed him! I too have made a list before, granted my list never got to the public eye. A V-card OMG where do I begin on WTF! A Vag card that says you haven't popped it yet! Good god. She obviously is too young to be having sex, but hell in my highschool girls were having babies at 13! I think that Chris is an Asshole but I would have just shown the parents the List for revenge! I honestly want to know these peoples names and ask them how life at school is! If it were me I would go tell my parents admit I was a little slutty but at least I'd have this picture of the internet. But now it's on this sight and I put it on my facebook page too. Good luck Katie and stay off the cock for a minute LOL
stay off the cock for a minute? fucking classic.
Katie: I'll kick your brother's ass if you put me on the list ..... Instant internet Classic!
Hey Guys:
Remove yourself from these two peoples lives, as you were before you read this, and you will see why it's funny. If it turns out these people aren't real, would it be more funny?
Thanks.
This looks totally fake. Just look at the title "My Hookup List." Nobody would write that. Just like if you sat down to write a to do list, you wouldn't write "My To Do List." Combined with the unoriginality of the names, the likelihood that the brother is friended to all these guys and the cliche hearts all over it -- I just don't buy it. It just seems like some hoax some kids made up hoping it would "go viral."
Anyway, I hope it's a hoax b/c if not, this will haunt the girl for the rest of her life. Hardly a proportionate response for a 3-month grounding...Also, not that anything would justify what the brother did, but a lot of people are saying she brought it on herself by ratting him out. Doesn't it occur to you that you've only heard one side of the story and have no idea what the brother may have done to antagonize his sister? He's obviously an a** and I doubt he was a great brother before this incident.
hahaa hilarious, saw this on epicfail a month ago
As a reader of Nerve for several years I thought I'd never see the day when this site would come down to a bunch of hypocritical frat boys passing judgement on teenage girl who reputation is basically now ruined (good ol' double standard) while defending the actions of her brother who at worst gets grounded for several months. Is it me or has the sexual open mindedness and maturity on this site gone down several levels?
Question: If he found this in her closet would it not most likely have fold marks or creases? I know when I hid papers in my closet I would fold them first to make them smaller. All you can see are a couple of ripples from a scanner. It is possible however that he not only posted it but that he also made the list up himself and tagged people she knew to make it look like she wrote it. Just a thought.
YOOOOO MAN THE DEADLINE IS IN APRIL GOTTA GET ON THAT LIST AND HIT THAT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE LOL
DB: GTFO my interwebs you pussy.
CCunningham, obviously you didn't read all the comments because I expressly mentioned that several websites have picked up this post and these are all people coming in from sites where it's apparently okay to call a teenage girl who may enjoy sex a "whore" for no reason.
It's a double standard. If a guy had that much activity he would be called a Stud or whatever. But if a chick does it then she is a whore. We all should live by the same standards.
This is totally sick. What she did was bitchy, but she didn't deserve this level of retaliation. I fucking hate "slut"-shaming, and it seems especially horrid coming from her own kin. I'm not usually a violent woman, but if I knew this guy I would punch his face in. Psychological torture and public humiliation > three month grounding.
@CM: Hook-up lists do indeed exist.
@Sambo: No. Teenagers (and older people) are on Facebook almost every free moment. And they react very quickly to things that pop up in their news feeds.
I think she should sue him for publishing child porn if teenagers can be accused of it by having nude photos of other teenagers why not. She needs to get emancipated and then sue him. If he was smart he would have just kept the list and blackmailed her into not ever telling on him for the rest of his high school career. I don't see how she could ever speak to him in her whole adult life for this. It is a little psychotic on his part. Tattling over beer is quite innocent by comparison. It isn't psychotic to tell on someone over beer. Maybe she was actually concerned about his drinking. Asians can't hold their liquor.
i wanna shag that twelve year old girl teach her yy losin her v care can mean gettin her pussy torn by a big cock aint somethin to writee down
And who cares if she wants to bj people?? I mean its natural!!
hilarious! That poor girl... but seriously, little brother's suck. I think i have to read it again, haha.
yeah, this is classic and straight out awesome. when it comes to family, all bets are off if you cross the line. is katie hot anyways?
Thank goodness the internet wasn't around when I was a kid.
shame on this sexist website for printing this. I guess it falls in the sex not love catagory?
they took down my last post
EVERYONE SHOULD CHILL!!! Remember this is a BROTHER AND A SISTER-SIBLING RIVALRY! ANNA you need to relax, they were both wrong, get over it. We all did shit to our brothers and sisters as kids sooooo, have a laugh and move on.
Hold it. Are some of the women here admitting to making lists like this?!?! This is something you would otherwise forget? Unbelievable.
this is fucking epic thing to do. katie never rat out your brother again, chris you are a legand!!
This kid needs a fan page on Facebook because he just became my new hero! That's the best burn I've ever seen! Totally Epic!
I don't care who you are sibling don't EVER rat each other out to parents in my book. It's an unwritten rule and she got what she deserved.
Course it depends on how old the kid was. If he was 16 or especially 17 I say let it go, it's not like he had liquor heh.
She's a teenager with a fantasy life!! Big news. Or she's experimenting. Why do you think Twilight is so popular with 13 to 15 year olds? Because it explores pretty dark attitudes towards sex and sexuality and they are fascinated. We become sexualised pretty early on. So, just saying the sister is normal and in no way deserved her 'private' business posted publicly to humiliate her. Brothers are vile to their sisters as soon as their sisters hit puberty. This is because the appearance of breasts and a sexual appetite makes them feel all confused and angry and horny. No one likes to admit it, but it's true. The brother isn't just angry with his sister for grassing him up about the beer, he's angry with her full stop. He's an immature little shit, and will not have earned many female fans by doing this. That will be his punishment.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Bravo.
they remove posts all the time on here. Nerve sucks. Americans are so vengeful. get a life people
HAHAHAHAHAHA Fucking priceless Mad Props Kid
Brett's getting butt sex. Yup.
Priceless
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Payback sucks, she had it coming. I think it was an awesome move.
To all the women whining: She's a big time slut. (An unusually organized slut, but she loves the cock) -Deal with the double standard, bitches. I think he did the right thing. If his parents are so strict as to give him 3 months for beer, I'm betting the parents aren't on FB. If he took the "lesser step" of ratting her out to the parents I'd bet we'd be reading about an honor killing next. (An excellent follow-up if this is a hoax.) And her life's not destroyed forever, just a couple of years until she gets into high school. She has more to fear from her parents than from facebook IMO.
That chick is a frickin serial sexist. So young and already needs a pimp. She forgot to list her prices. As you can see from my pie graph blowjobs and HJs don't come for free.
This is the most hysterical thing I have ever seen! I want to be a fly on the wall the next family dinner...let alone Thanksgiving 2015. HAHAHH!
I think she deserves this for ratting out her brother
seriously i would never do that to my brother
you know, if her bro really believes in karma, he must know doing something this mean and humiliating will come back to him too. exacting your own revenge is not the same as allowing karma to take it's course...
she deserves it. no question. Don't get me wrong easy girls are good for what you use them for, but don't get it twisted ladies a chickenhead is a god damned chicken head. Oh and chris, if you are ever in texas, I will buy you and your sister a beer!!
I'm not calling moral judgement on either of them for the sexual acts or the beer- both are normal parts of growing up whether you like it or not. But the sister obviously knew that her strict parents would hit the roof on the beer issue (she might not have known the penalty would be three months, but she knew it would be severe). So my question is why did she want to get her brother punished so badly.
I have siblings, and I'm sure I told on them plenty for dumb stuff that got got them reprimanded, but I don't think I would have ever gotten them in really serious shit on purpose.
is she under age I'll take her on. I still live at home and can hide her in my wife's closet.
Sweet Sweet Revenge... I dig this dude's style.
Side note to Brett, one word. Anal.
First off, I am not entirely sure this list is real (who uses paper in this digital age anyway?!). However, I feel inclined to comment on the vast number of PEDOPHILES posting here. Don't fucking judge the girl for her "promiscuity" or whatever and then say you want to see how hot she is or hide her in your wife's closet or say you'll cut your hair. Take a look at yourselves and your own fucking disgusting behavior before calling some young girl a whore.
OMG THIS IS TO FUNNY
Hilarious! This is exactly why I would never want a daughter.
Wow, this board is so full of trolls.
Did /b get you?
I'm sure they've heard...
This is BS, you can tell by the image of the desktop (screen shot). It wont be able to take a clear image of all the post, it would have gotten cut off. It would have taken at least two pics......But good try.
NICCCCEEEEEEEE Damn, i wish i had katies name or facebook page
funny..
If your sister ratted you out, would you broadcast her sex life to the world? I think most decent guys wouldn't. It's also very stupid, in the end he would only be hurting himself.
The punishment does not fit the crime.
@WTFX10000000: Could you get some more of the retarded cunts from jezebel back over here for us to laugh at?
LMAOOOOOOO! Daym idk why people are gettin all worked up over nothing. But this shit is pretty funny. People just need a sense of humor and laugh at these kinds of stuff and move on. Also If his parents were really Asian then idk if they would've grounded him because mose Asian parents do not ground their kids. They either get lectured at or get their ass whooped. His parents must be Americanized if he was actually grounded. Lol. Just wanted to get this out in the open. Overall this was Epic. Chris gets a highfive and Katie just learned her lesson.
I don't get why people are disgusted at a young girl making such a list, nor why they would call her a whore or a slut. Hypocrites all of them.
Who didn't at the very least think about what they would like to do to people they were sexually attracted to when they hit puberty. Sure this girl was dumb enough to keep a list of it lying around, which is stupid and she probably learned that now.
But having sexual desires for other humans (be that same sex or other sex) is completely normal and anyone not having such thoughts during puberty are the ones who are abnormal.
Personally if I was the guy I would have scanned that list, confronted my sister about having it and threatened her to post it on facebook if she didn't fucking make it up to me for being grounded for three months. She would be spending every one of those days at home as well and pay me back for my beer with interest.
"
Number 1: This is messed up. The brother shouldn’t have been hiding beer. The sister shouldn’t have left a list (or have a list in the first place). Both actions were poor decisions and they both probably need counseling.
Number 2: How old are these kids?
"
Okay Dr. Phil. So because the boy drank beer and the sister wants to have sex, somehow they're abnormal? What little bubble did you grow up in?
Her private journal was stolen by her brother.
Not sure why making a private list to oneself of one's sexual/emotional explorations and infatuations is so disgusting to some posters here say. I guess they think that as long as someone isn't honest about what they do and thing then that's ok.
The kid who posted it to the world did a despicable thing.
Repeat, the kid ("Chris") did a despicable thing to his sister, probably because he was afraid to try to take his anger out on his parents, who are the true responsible ones for his 3 month grounding.
Getting grounded for hiding beer?
Why would they ground him for doing that?
Who's the dumbass that thinks beer can't be addicting? Ever heard of alcoholism?
thats sum seriously funny shit
Ok look at it like this you want to know why a guy can be with a lot of girls and be called a stud while if a woman is with a lot she is considered a whore here is another way to look at it.
If you have a master key and it fits all the lock then that is a valuable asset correct, now lets flip the script what if you have a lock that fits every key then it isn’t worth a shit now is it!
Me and a couple friends spent the better part of last night dissecting this letter. Conclusions:
Her deadline is April 2010. Yes, that's right, this little vixen has given herself a deadline to be as big a whore as possible. She's going places. I admire not only her confidence and optimism but also her planning and organizational skills.
Ronnie is the man. He didn't waste any time collecting that gratuitous bj (it was gratuitous because Ronnie actually wasn't allowed to finger her or eat her out. Our little star was very deliberate with her wording, and the canon of expressio unius applies here: inclusion of one thing indicates the exclusion of another. and somehow Ronnie only got slated for a bj, which shamelessly went down on September 13, 2009. not a bad deal for RonTron.
Jacob is a loser. "Only kiss" for this girl is a lose-lose, since we know Ronnie and Jackson's dicks have already been in her mouth (on 9/13/09 and 10/29/09, respectively). What does everyone else have that Jacob doesn't? It follows logically that Jacob is a loser.
Larrel gets the following: "finger me, hj, blow job, titty bang, and maybe v card." umm. excuse me? TITTY BANG???? are you kidding me! picture it. this girl was sitting in her room one night, thinking about all the shit she was going to do with all these dudes and putting pen to paper (which is surprising in and of itself), and somehow the thought of Larrel and Larrel alone made her want to get tittybanged. Larrel is probably my biggest hero on this list. Even Brett (aka God) doesn't get an explicit provision for tittybang, although it appears to be a done deal at his election.
Love how she refers to her own virginity as merely the "v-card" like it's a $25 gift card to Outback Steakhouse.
I predict that Brian shows up to school with a clean-shaven head.
What the hell happened with Ryan? Is it that bad that she couldn't bear to see it in writing? Ryan is presumably the man.
Brett may have a problem on his hands. But it's obviously worth the risk.
Russell got the short end of the stick in a way. He ate her out, and got serious public recognition (see "Awesome" line 9), however, he only got to kiss her. What a little bitch. He should've at least negotiated an hj.
We know she's seen Office Space.
Another interesting thing is the competition element, or what I like to call, "The Race to the V-Card." This is really anybody's game. Larrel, James and Brett are the eligible competitors. Smart money is on Larrel. Although Brett is "god" and she will do anything and everything he wants, I'm guessing Brett will be turned off by this enthusiasm (I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying what I think he'll do). Furthermore, context clues help us infer that Larrel is the kind of guy that chicks want to get tittybanged by, which means Larrel is preceded by a serious rep for bangin chicks. We don't know enough about James to draw anymore conclusions.
This girl's brother is both an asshole (to her) and a saint (to everyone else) for going so over the top on this one.
The posted facebook comments are hilarious. I wish I went to this high school.
Anymore analysis is greatly appreciated. Constructive criticism is invited. Please share your thoughts on this important issue.
Sincerely,
Inspired Onlooker
It's not his fault that she is a rat and a whore.
If I were ANY of the guys on this list I'd be over comforting that slut in a heartbeat!
Lotta fucked-up assholes commenting on this. Good job Nerve!
So... Is she still on target for 04/2010?
Anyway, whatever - she shouldn't have ratted him out for the beer. For everyone saying "0MG HER LIFE IS OVER," what the hell, you think people won't have known? Well, apart from her parents. I wonder if they were tagged as well...
She took it one step by taddeling about your 12 pack.
You took it 9 steps by embarrassing her in front of all of the internet. Good on you! You are an inspiration to us all!
I think its funny how it seems like a lot of people think that this will teach her a lesson or not do it again...really? what worse could he do now? he has killed her social status, made her a joke, what else dose she have to lose? Shes not thinking about a lesson, she didn't learn jack from this most likely, shes just is looking for a way to humiliate him just as bad, that's how sibling rivalry works, most likely her's wont be all over the internet tho, sadly. lol either that or shes sitting there sulking. Makes me wonder tho how many other high school chicks have a list like that? and what other ones are as motivated to put a deadline?
Ha ha ha , The skank deserves it!
OMG Inspired Onlooker, that is the best break down and annalytical thinking I've seen in a long time! Seriously, this has been extremely entertaining. As for the V-card I'm gonna have to say Brett will get it...although I have to give props to Russell though for the "awesome" job he did! LOL my night is complete!
Does anyone think Willam Hill will be interested in offering odds?
Larrel's the man, but you have to give Jacob a chance, i mean the lad's in with a chance....we must not forget John Gay's famous quote
"But his kiss was so sweet, and so closely he pressed, that I languished and pined till I granted the rest."
Come on Jacob my son, at least someones rooting for you.
so full of win
I love facebook.
Absolutely fuckin BRILLIANT!!!! Kid has balls...love it
snitches get their blow job lists put up on facebook. HA!!!! well done.
That is fucking incredible!
What he did was pretty harsh, but ultimately I think he was justified.
She ratted him out to her parents (seemingly for no reason), knowing that he would be punished for well over a month.
To a teenage boy, a social life is probably the most important thing in his life. Because of his sister he can't go out of the house for a quarter of a year! Thats like a prison sentence!
Everyone is talking like this girls life will be ruined...Hardly. Can non of you people remember school? This weeks scandal is next weeks old news. For example when I was in school a 15 year old kid was caught by a teacher on a school trip giving a kid a blowjob. The school even contacted the parents. A week or two later, no one even talked about it!
Its always common knowledge around school who's fucking who anyway. You really think that all the guys she ticked off the list didn't tell their friends. Or that she didn't tell hers.
Besides, I think the guys on the list deserve to know that they are basically being used by this girl.
All in all everyone will have forgot what happened to this girl long before he brother is even allowed out of the house!
Forget poor old Katie
What about the guys that are only getting a kiss or a Hand Job
We need to feel sorry for them
And I bet the guy that scores the V Card, probably doesnt deserve it anyway.
And the guys on the list that she hasnt hooked up with at this stage, guess what ?
I bet they miss out!!!!!
Katie Needs to write a new list and be mindful of fair play for everyone
Go Girl
LMFAO HAHAHA this girl didnt attend to sex education classes.
Right, guys. Girls who like sex are whores, but guys who like sex are hot shit?
Pretty sad to see this on Nerve.com.
That chick said... Makes me wonder tho how many other high school chicks have a list like that? and what other ones are as motivated to put a deadline? >>> I'd like to see all of those lists posted on one website. What entertainment value there!
Yeah, this has got to be a joke. Nobody writes out lists like that, detailing what explicit dirty things they want to do with specific people, even with a DEADLINE. I do wonder how old Katie is, and what she looks like, though.
wow that kid has skills i wish my sister left a list if she did i would well copy cat this and theres nothing wrong with a bit of alchahole and lol i bet katie is like some 14 year old whore or something so funny
She sounds splendid
I say she had it coming. First of all, she ratted her brother out just for having beer in his room. Honestly, who does that? I have a brother 4 years older than me and even when he was a total dick I'd still never do anything like that to him. Putting that shit in writing was just a ridiculously stupid thing to do. I think it's hilarious, she deserved it.
Hahahaha this is class! TBH it sounds like something me and my siblings would do if we were smart enough to get revenge like this. Top marks dude, you're a legend!
I have to know this guys full name, I want to add him on facebook
OMG LOLLLLLLLLLLL.
LMFAOOOO !
i gotta get his name
hes a must add on facebook
legendary (:
thats wut u get for bein a nark
wow, everyone is fighting over this. O.o
how old is she? -.-
Creative revenge. Gotta love! Hahahaha
Mate, This Is Like One Of Those Things I'd Do For An Extreme Dare :L
Obviously I'd Notify Every Boy On The List Before Hand Just Ta Make Sure It Aint Taken Seriously. But Still This Is Rather Funny And I'd Have Ta Give The Brother A High Five For Posting It.
Mind You Worse Things Could Of Been Done.
I'd Woulda Posted This Ta Facebook Then E-mailed It To The Parents And Also Left It On Their Bed As A Little Present.
A Pack Of Condoms Would Been Funny Next Ta The List Tho.
Cudos Ta The Blokie That Did This.
Ciao
lmfao lmfao lmfao!!
i love this ...
who the fuck writes a list of hookups ??
bahahahaha pretty much jus made my lifee.<3
this. is. perfect.
LOLLLLLL,damn that's awesome
stop calling her a whore people, i think shes probally like 15-16. and who cares if she wants to do stuff with a few guys. we've all done it so stop judging. and she shouldnt have told her perants about the beers. but look at the bright side she probally crossed a few off the list when the found ;)
and im a bloke and ive got a mental list, not like with people and things to do, its more like shagging a girl with short hair, a black girl, a fat girl, a girl with a kid, 2 twins(not at same time), ginger, etc. makes pulling much more intresting this way and sometimes youve gotta take a bullet to xD
its not his fault she was the slut/whore. Its not about him getting over his grounding. She was a slut and she wrote it down. thats what you get for being immoral and dumb
Wow.. None of you people Have a life! This Is personal Stuff!
and thnking that this girl, is 12-16, Honestly! Showing the Parents, thats fine. But Honestly. SHOWING THE WHOLE WORLD? ROFL. thats takign it waaay too far! :P
I HAVE to admit, I had one of these too. But not with planned dates, and it didnt involve Blowjobs or hand jobs. or " titty bangs " Lol.
anywho.. I Never got ONE thing accomplished, Bcz i didnt wanna feel like a Whore.
and on the Down side,
Katie will be emotionally and socially scared for the reast of her life.
all i can say, is i hope that doesn't ever happen to anyone out there!
LMFAAAAAO funniest shit ever!
like legit! haha
LMFAO!!! GO CHRIS!
WOW. imma going to go burn all the things i have like this incase my brother gets a stupid idea of posting my shyt up on facebook :|
what a whore lmao
when she put "v card" i think she meant taking the guy's virginity, instead of he taking hers lol
i bet a lot of kids got laid after this went public
xD Bahaha, this totally rocks. I'd do the same to my sister, if I had one. Go Brett. :D
LMFAO smoooth!!
THIS CHRIS KID IS A FUCKING LEGEND HOLY SHIT ! FUCK U ARE MY IDOL, AHAH KATIE CHICK HOW OLD ARE U 12 !?
LAWL that fuckin bitch got what she deserved for snichen
OMFG! that is fucking funny! i would've done the same thing! GO CHRIS YOUR FUCKING AWESOME! :)
Classic, and ouch at the same time... but still classic. fuck i hope you die soon =) but for the classic bit ill hope its a funny death sort of good death.
that is hilarious but all that for a ruined life if pretty bad
I still don't understand what a "V-Card" is? Can someone who knows 100% what it is be kind enough to explain it? Please and thank you.
Chris is my hero.
I'm a chick and Chris is my idol.
LMFAO you gotta love the internet Chris i fucking love you for life; ps i want beer (;. <3 and um as for you Katie stop being a such a slut. your not going to have such a cool rep in hight school
dude ur awesome
agreed matt xD im gonna like comment on this a lot it made my life xD
good he levelled her, but cowardly to do it behind her back and on the internet is way too far. My sister was a total bitch when I was younger, I always protected her and never ratted on her. Years later we have an awful relationship, she has learned little and feels guilty for the way she treated me and we don't really get on, we have made our peace and can enjoy eachothers company in short bursts for the sake of the rest of the family. I wonder if I had given her come-uppance if things would be better today, she may be a better person for it, perhaps treating her with such disrespect would have made me a better brother. But that's too far, probably has been suppressed for ages, but may be a spoilt little boy.
what a slut
I LOVE THIS, hilarious, even funnier cuz i even contemplated making one of these lists. haha
bro, if this is true, u are my idol
i laughed at this for like 20 minutes
SLUT MUCH
?
guys a legend
ha ha there is a deadline?
the guy who put this up is a here XDXD
Well dang,another Tammy NYP huh? Wait til the brother finds some pictures.
haha dumb bitch. shouldn't of got hes 12 pack taken off him
Hahahahahaha! Fantastic way for revendge! LEGEND! haha
BUT he just cockblocked the leftover guys :(
did he cockblock them, or open up the doors for every other guy with a chance?
wat the fuck is up with the tightwads fuckin anally trying to correct the kids. idk bout you but i idolize this guy now
brilliant ... absolutely fucking BRILLIANT.. who in gods name makes a bloody list anyways ,. all i can say is GO ON CHRIS YOU HERO
ahahaa you people are actually too funny. first of all, shut the fuck up about this being insensitive and shit. yeah it was a mean thing to do but fucking hell, get off your high horses! secondly, you don't know the age of this girl. i really highly doubt she is 12 as some are suggesting. she's probably 15 or 16 and tbf, by the time i was that age, most girls were having sex (and the rest) so stop being so shocked. it's what it is like nowadays. welcome to the 21st century. no one waits til marriage. ALSO, she probably wrote this with some friend as a complete joke so fucking LAUGH! and finally, this guy is a legend, beer is not evil, lighten up or stop reading. douche bags.
OOO thats pretty harsh i dont think that posting her "list" is equal to ratting out to ure parents its like 100x worse but still she shouldnt have done it and it is pretty funny LOOOOL
Legend. Fucking legend.
F**king class!
This is brilliant, minters, go on chris
Revenege is meant to outweight the original action anyways...
Wow!! Give me head Katie!!
This is abit twisted and sick that its his sister but MY GOD HES A GENIOUS love the response comments of his revenge even more! i wouldnt say i wouldnt do it if i was in the same situation and i think the lil sister is an idiot for even thinking about writing that shit down some thoughts are better off left in your head
........well considering this boy got in trouble for having a 12 pack, i'm assuming he's not legal to drink- so perhaps maybe about hmm, i don't know, 16?
And the fact that his sister is a snitch I'm assuming she's younger.
This little slut needs to sort her life out.OH WAIT.
it was probably just ruined, WOOPSIES.
that guy is a DICK.
bahahaha, good payback, karmas a bitch!!!
wow..
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVERR.
SHES FUCKING TWELVE?
what a dumb whore.
Well done good sir.
Your sister had it coming.
And WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE KEEP A HOOK UP LIST.
Gtfo
thiss iss sooo wrongg ii feel badd forr katiee
Who would say the guy is in the wrong for hiding beer? His sister is clearly a bitch for ratting him out over that, so what goes around comes around as they say.
I think it's hilarious for all the people to say "OMG it's your own fault for hiding beer!!" What is wrong with you people. Kids like to drink. Who the hell cares. Instead of treating it like the forbidden fruit, they should encourage safe use. That's what's fucked up with America... PS This shit is HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what a bitch for having a list like this in the first place- SLUT!
well played sir.
Neither of them should have done what they did. That shit is just fucked up.
LOOOOOOL THIS MADE MEE LAUGHH SOOO HARRDD THE GIRLS A HOEE! (NO OFFENCE) SHEEE FUCCKKEDD , GOT BLOWW JOBBBB, NICE! XD LOOOL GOOD 1
OK, if you guys think this is so funny, I'd like to see you laugh if someone did that kind of thing to you.
To Serpentine - This is of course, assuming that their parents use facebook, which I doubt. I'm sure it'll stay within their friends. It's not like she's going to tell the parents.
What is this "V-Card"?
Well I wouldn't be stupid enough to keep something as whore-ish in my room!! why would you rat out your brother for a few cans of beer? like that's just asking for it. I'm all for revenge in that kind of situation! You do something to me, my revenge will be double especially if you've ratted me out for no reason!
this is going to get to her parents some how but wow thats amazing LOL
dude wat a sllaaaaaag
LMFAO
THIS IS GOLDEN
LMFAOFMALMFOAM,LFAMOFALFMOFAMLO
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
hahahahahaha this is why women belong in the kitchen
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA WOW FUCKEN HILLARIOUS SHIT RIGHT HERE AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
WOW YES I LOVE THE KID WHO DID THIS LMAO YEEEEEEE: P
hahaha what a dopey bicht y the fuck would u make a list like that hahaha
fuck u matt i hope u die
This shit is fucking hilarious yet oh so wrong at the same time. If you must keep a list, keep it in your head or under lock and key! Holy shit, she might never recover from something like this... But, she'll get laid. A bunch.
Wow, that's screwed up :/ I don't know how you guys find this funny? You'd have to be a pretty lame ass person to post something like this, or think it's even slightly funny, over a few cans of beer too? Ha, your pathetic 'brother' of Katie. And honestly this is way worse than what she did to you, I think you'll regret it when she does something 10X as shitty as this to you.
you guys are all faggots
hey brian ya hear that if you cut your hair your getting a blowjob
God, shut up about it being stupid 8-). it's a joke, revenge. just let it go.
funny. :L:L:L <3 it!
That Is Horrid, Ffs Im Gunna Hit Him If I See Him. What A Low Life Fuck Head That Need To Grow Up, grrr, JUST PLAIN HORRIBLEEE. x
This is hilarious. Serves the skank bitch right! And I really want to punch that dumbass hoe Britney in the face - "you were at fault for having beer in your room in the first place".. uh and she was at fault for writing a damn list!
this is genius! you absolute god! lol
Im saying this from a womans point of view here, and the girls who have posted their opinions on here, saying how horrible he is, think of what she did as well... she wasnt exactly nice towards him either. She fucked up and he got revenge, simple as that. It serves her right for having such a stupid list in the first place! But, she ratted him out to their parents for beer, now granted they're obviously underage, it's not that big of a deal. I mean, yeah sure it's alcohol, but how many teenagers are getting drunk at 15 or younger these days? And it was in the HOUSE it's not like he was out with a bunch of friends getting shitfaced and starting fights. It was just a harmless pack of beer, since it hasnt been stated that it was even OPEN, its just a pack of beer... nothing to rat him out for if he hasnt even touched it. As for her...While his revenge was over the top (and i do give him kudos for that) it is high school, as its been mentioned already, no one will be talking about it after a week or two and its all died down , he's stuck in his room for three months, while yes she got humiliated in front of all of their friends on facebook, she still gets the better end of the deal. Girls who write out "hook up" lists with deadlines would obviously talk to their girlfriends about who they've been with and what they've done. And guys, while there are some decent fellas out there, more often then not these days, they're quite happy to tell everyone (or at least anyone who will listen) who they've slept with (or had any sort of sexual encounter with). It wouldnt have ruined her social life, well maybe with a few girls it might have... but the fellas who love an easy girl would love her. If anything, if he had taken the list to his parents, she might have gotten a similar or maybe more severe punishment than what he did, instead he posted it online and humiliated her. While two wrongs dont make a right, it's definitely an eye opener that you really have to think about your actions before you do them. Next time she will think twice before ratting him out (for whatever reason she seemed to think it was good for at the time)
This is amazing :D She must know that if you are stupid enough to make something like that it will be found, that's life for you. What is the point in arguing whether this is right or wrong or if the siblings need counselling or not, it's happened and we all had a laugh, lets leave it at that. x
hahahaha she got what she deserved well played to who ever did this to his sister you are a god amoung men well played
Sex always creates the most conflicting reactions. If you are born sexual be proud of it and count it a blessing. A Whore? Extreme over reaction there...just a young girl with a bit more of an itch than her friends and end the bedroom - that always works out as a 'positive' to any relationship. I was a stud, a guy who had many women....why do we insist on labeling women who are equally 'popular' as whores. Thats so 1920's or something...SEX IS NATURAL, GOOD AND OK. Try to keep the numbers down once the actual slamming starts - and protect your assets for sure!
I'd also like to say this kid could easily be the next HUGE COMIC if early humor trends continue. Brutal but you cannot help but laugh all the way from the top down to the end....better than anyone in Hollywood could script for sure and seems authentic.
KARMA PEOPLE.
THE BALANCE OF LIFE.
good for him XD
Okay, first off: This is funny as fuck.
Second off: There's nothing massively wrong with being sexually promiscuous, provided you're not getting STDs. There's also nothing massively wrong with underage drinking, provided you're not getting absolutely wasted and becoming a danger to others. Chris's parents are unnecessarily harsh, Katie shouldn't have ratted him out, and she should've expected him to get revenge, and she sure as hell shouldn't have ratted him out in the knowledge that she had ammo he could use against him. Her humiliation will eventually fade though... I know girls who've been through similar (if less severe) shit to this, and they got over it.
You are all overreacting. Time will heal whatever difficulties this has caused. Meanwhile, just lighten up, and laugh your merry arses off at the wonder of this slice of teen drama.
so funny. absolute legend
whats wronge with her...just get out there and do it love...you dont need no list to have fun....xex
Did someone really suggest that a teenage boy needs counseling for having a 12 pack of beer in his room? That's more than a little ridiculous.
hahah good on him, cant believe ppl have said he was in the wrong for hiding beer, im sure he just has a life, im guessing these ppl are from americ where drinking is put on the high shelf till 21, bad times
THIS IS EPIC! this dude is going down in history. I have 2 older brothers, I'm 15 and they're 17 and 18. Glad I turned out better than this Katie chick, and I'm usually the ones getting my brothers in trouble just for the fun of it. Advice to Katie, if you wanna rat out your brother, DON'T HAVE SHIT TO HIDE! I have no dirt on me, but my brothers do, and its fun watching them squirm HAHAHA evil sisters are awesome. ^__^
hiding beer? what a crime, faggot parents, whore sister. LOL.
this is hilarious
one word. hysterical. lol
ahahahaha Brilliant :)
hahhaa this is pretty funny, all i have on my sister is she's fat, and fyi, nogirl with a vagina or a brain would look at this? well i am a girl, and i got skipped a few grades for being two smart. and i find this fucking hilarious. and im only fifteen hahahah.
"two smart" ?! YEAH, RIGHT. way to make us all look bad...
what hair is she referring to that she wants cut?
I love this guy for what he has done, he totally slammed her, and she deserved it, but on behalf of all men, i implore this kid to brace himself. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. She was scorned, he better prepare for some fury. She is going to go mental, and not just hissy fit mental, shes gona go medieval on his ass, I just hope he knows what he has done.
Honestly, I'm a teen girl, and even I think that if you're stupid enough to write out a LIST of things you'll do with random guys, you deserve to get caught.
Well done wee man, best come back ever! EPIC revenge!
Glasgow Boayees 2k10! PIG PIG PIG
Karma's a bitch
LMFAAAAAOOO ' attta boy!
LMFAO!!! GO GO GO ADD MY NAME NEXT!!!
Chris your my hero and karma is a bitch
Karmas a bitch.
Whatta whore how old are these people?!
Personally, she deserved it ;)
omg defiantly this guys amazing ;)
AHAHAHAHAHHAAH
one of life's moments.
Oh my god, I know this is kind of skeevy for the guy, but you can't help cracking up!!! I would never have had the guts to do this, I worship this guy. xDDD
She did not deserve it! She did the right thing by telling on him. I might be sounding like the good-girl but grow up everyone!
Roflmao he is a friggen hero! and OMG- WHY THE HELL DID SHE HAVE THE LIST? She deserved it way more. Drinking isnt that bad... she was just a slut :P
okay to all the people feeling bad for katie because her high school rep is ruined, i hope youve got even more sympathy for Jacob here, aka BoyToDo #3. i mean, the guy was only getting a kiss in the first place [and this from a clearly willing and eager girl], then he gets CROSSED OFF and NVM'ed [NVM = nevermind, for those who dont know]. and this is posted to FACEBOOK, for all to see. who cares about katie cuz SHE wrote the list and left it where it could be found, after ratting on her bro when knowing hed get in huge trouble. she had this coming. poor jacob had no part in making this list, but his game is now diminished because this clearly horny and willing girl has decided he isnt even worth a kiss, and everyone on his, Chris', Katie's, or any of the other guys' friends list knows it. poor jacob...poor little jacob...*sympathy pat for jacob* u_u
I'm on the fence here. She should NOT have ratted him out. Total dick move, no doubt about it. My brother never ratted on my for anything, I never ratted on him. My mom's brother never ratted on her, she didn't rat on him... this is a thing in my family. But should he have posted the list on facebook? Well, I'm not sure. He's just ruined her reputation, which is a devastating blow (if you'll pardon the pun) to her, and I don't think she deserved THAT much. But holy hell this is hilarious. If you tell on your brother on what he's hiding in his room, maybe you should get rid of those things you're hiding in your room. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
And I know I'm alone with this, but I wouldn't call her a whore. Come on, it's 9 dudes... would you say that about a guy who was in the exact same position (again, pardon the pun...) but with 9 girls? I don't think so. Trust me, I've seen skanks, and she's nothing. Nothing wrong with sexuality. How the hell do you think you were born? And nothing wrong with him hiding a little beer. Once again, how do you think you were born? :D
LMFAOOOOOOO CHRRIISSS YOU ARE NOW MY IDOL!!!!!
friggen hilariouss this girl is a fkn WHORE
This is GENIUS!
She ratted him out for just for having a 12-pack, you never fuck with a man and his beer! She had it coming, and props to chris, you are a true champion!!
fucking whore never rat out a guy u dont know we are capible of doing
btw wats a V-CARD?
1) a "V-CARD" is when a girl is still a virgin... so this makes it the BEST!!! LMAO!! 2. wow this is great damn now thats what i call giving hell to someone!!! like rlly why would she do that, i dont rlly drink much, but its a 12 packand he even said it will last him a long time, like what a fuckin bich, i gotta find that kid!! LMAO
what a fucking idiot
omg this is so terrible..
this shits saddd man she shoulda keep it in her head :\ n thats shit if he got 3 months for a 12 pack of beer :S wow whata dink move tho 0.o
Wouldn't it suck if that Brian guy got a haircut then got home and read this? Then everyone would think he wanted a blowjob.
she got what she deserved. you shouldnt rat people out.
he got 3months grounded cause shes a bitch
You deserved it you fucking hooker. Now make me a sandwich since you will be in your kitchen at post all fucking day women! CHOP CHOP!! Little lettuce hold the tomato oil and vinegar dressing some turkey bologna LITTLE BIT OF HAM, and I wat a Gallon of water, and to share your brothers 12 pack. in the mean time Give me a hand job oh wait nevermind don't want aids
so.....I have a feeling she won't be making that deadline in two months huh?
haha wow i guess her list is not gunna happen anymore eh?
omfg! that is the funniest shit i have read in a while! Karma really is a bitch. Hahahahhahahahah
omfg! that is the funniest shit i have read in a while! Karma really is a bitch. Hahahahhahahahah
lol, IF this is true, and i hope...little bro, you are bad fucking ass, Props!!
LMFAO she had it coming if shes a whore she got what she deserved ;)
KARMA BITCH!!
lmfao this is gold!!! she must have deserved it hahahaahahaha! if my little bro did this shit to me i'd hi-5 him for comming up with such a smart idea!..
and ur right karma vis a bitch!! u want good to come to you then you must do good to receive it... who makes a frigging list of this shit and what sister lags on her bro??? My brother is almost my best friend i'd never rat him out! my sis on the other hand i'd kick her cat to watch her cry hahahaha... this is gold!! room raiders or what??? go see what else you can find! she might have vids on her phone to fuk her up with... cheers for the laugh :)
he did the right thing lmao what a legend
haha i wouldnt do that to my sister. but my sister wouldnt rat on me either.
How the hell is hiding beer worst than giving blowjobs, etc out.. Its nowhere near as bad
Mate this is brutal hahaha
hahahahhahahahahah you knoww whatts funny ? your all arguing about something that has absolutley nothing to do with you who caress if she deserved it or not yeah ok she ratted out her brother but thats a bit extreme even if she is the biggest whore going and chris ur a idiot because not only is your sister going to cop shit for being a slut and being exposed by her own brother, you my friend have a whore as a sister and the whole world knows it and even better then that they all know it was you. So as funny as this is for us the fact her brother did it puts the icing on the cake, so thankss for making my night :)
Life Is Funny!
funnny as fuck! mhate, your a legend! and as for the sister well..... not much i have to sat about her but: seriously who the hell in their right mind would write that shit down?? lol. stick with the mental notes love and maybe this would of never happened haha
if this is true, then i LOVE it. because the guy had a right aha. i like him, and his sister is a dirt bag... if she wants to write this down, and she shouldnt of ahahaaha. gave me a laugh though
I'm sorry, but she's thick. And a whore. He should've hidden the beer better. And fair play to him! I wish I was that ballsy.
how old are those kids?
fucking brilliant :D
hahaha what a dumb slut, suck shit to her I hope she kills herself
Hehehe im from FINLAND and we are laughing here!
I wonder if she'll run a dicksucking marathon?
'hay brian if you have your hair cut your getting what ever you want ;)'
Brian.... *shaking hair and running to katies house* lmao
Chris...you are fucking legend xD
This guy is a ledgend!! would love to meet him
Lessons learnt; NEVER get between a man & his 12. DON'T leave revenge ammo within anyone's reach
BTW...If she's doing all this then how the hell does she still have her V-card
this is special.
>> i want to be in that list o.o wat if i'm in a list at school >_>
This is hillarious :L
this is so mest up........if i rated out my bro (i would never do that) he would NEVER EVER EVER do something like this so me.....so low...
To all those dumb enough to suggest he took it god knows how many times further than she did by grassing him up and betraying a sibling (and judging by her comments, she's the type to enjoy that kind of hold even making demands while completely humiliated), remember that her getting her own flesh and blood grounded for three months just because she could is 100x worse than the status quo that existed before any of these incidents took place.
Thus, retribution deserves to be far harsher than whatever was done in the first place. At least the lad won't be a doormat to her for the rest of his childhood, she will hopefully now know better than to betray her own.
Wow, that's just awesome. Honestly, it was her own damn fault for ratting him out, and why in the hell should you keep a list of every guy you sucked? Obviously, someone would find it. This is just funny as hell.
WHY DOESNT EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT EATHER OF THEM DID, ITS NOT YOUR LIFE SO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE, but other than all the stupid fucking ignorant people who have shitty fuckin lives and need to bitch out other people, this was soooo damn funny lol good job dude!! i would have done the same thing :P
she screwed big time if she did tell her parents both would be screwed even more if she didnt she still screwed meaning she probably wouldnt get laid by any of these guys and only get screwed by the guys that want to take advantage of her but chrs kudos to you ur a genius
what the hell kind of bitch rats out her brother for having a 12 pack of beer? She deserves it, giving out favors and keeping track is alot worse then saving some booze for a party
this is the fucking funniest thing ever, good job bud. :)
Once every so often you come across one of those people. One of those people who you don't find often. I call them a gem. This dude here, is a complete gem, and I want to meet him and shake his hand.
Fucking epic ! ahhahaa.
what a slut.
OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this guy owned his sister big timeee xD
im sorry the whole snitch thing end of the day id be pissed for getting grounded for holding beer... (when i was underage) and getting even this is pure fucking genius...... Why would you keep a list of things you done with Boyfriends....end of the day Pure Pwnage and revenge is harsh but Meh best way iv seen it done in a long time...
girl deserves it. eye for an eye
omg this is the most harshes thing ive ever thing, ud think the brother would just show the parents? well the poor girls life is officially messed up god noes if shes still alive from all this..
GAY GAY GAY stupid girl!
hahahahah! PRICELESS this is LEGEND god.. why would you write that down but i couldnt stop laughing when i saw this.. aha what an awsome brother :)
HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck this is the absolute greatest thing ive seen in my life. if your parents would ground u for that long from a case of beer, u obviously arent allowed partying which every teenager needs to have a life instead of their parents not letting them have one. thats why he was hiding beer u bunch of dumb fucks. i bet your like paranoid 40yr old mothers and i honestly feel sorry for your kids. but anyways, this bitch got OWNED :) good job chris. props bro
haha okay so this shit is EPIC! haha i mean really this is 2011, who the hell at or under the age of like 15 isnt doing something sexual. im a girl, im also 17. and i think the chick got what se deserved, i mean really? did she REALLY think her older bro wasnt gonna go anything to her for ratting him out like that? hell i woulda used it as blackmail for my sibblings haha. and really all you dumb shits that are like 'oh the kids these days. this is the new generation, they need councleing' THINK ABOUT WHO FREAKING RAISED US DIP SHITS! these kids dont need counceling, theyre haveing fun. and her reputation isnt RUINED, it may seem like it but its not, trust me. abd besides... what wrong with a little sex now and then? god knows i like it and so do many others. sure she may be a slut but really? its her fault for doing it in the first place. GO BRO! haha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA .
okay, sorry.. but this made me wanna PISS myself- so fucking funny .
i'll deff get right on making my own list like this, NOT ;)
props to the brother.. and to the sister ? maybe you should hide these things a liittttle better . :D
love life .
This is the best revenge ever (: dude, this kid is amazing for doing this lol. ima girl and think its the funniest thing ever, this is going to be a war for their whole life (: way to go kid
oooomg this is hilarious especially at the end where they talkk lmfaooooooooooooo fuckin funny !!!
haha omg i love this i wanna cry right now. this is so funny. way to go chris if my brother told my parents about hiding beer i dont think id black mail him like that but he would not be a happy person till i move out of the house.
Someone earlier wrote that any girl over the age of 16 would agree what this boy did was hugely inappropriate. I'm an 18 year old female. Granted, I wouldn't have done this to my sister but then again, I wouldn't have told my parents about what my brother had done - I would have lectured him myself and left it at that! However, I must say, this is the most hilariously appropriate thing I have ever had the fortune of laying my eyes upon. Whatever her age, the fact is, she's a disgusting excuse for a human being; in fact, the younger, the more nauseating. She is the type of person who will grow up with no regard for other people's relationships or health - she has no self-respect and she's abusing her body; how will she ever care about other people? People like this should eventually receive a Darwin Award - if we other human beings have any luck at all. 1. She's a disease-spreading parasite. 2. She didn't even have the brains to deny it was written by her. She told her borther to take it off - is that not the clearest sign of guilt? Also, of course she isn't a whore - she's too unintelligent for that! If one's going to sleep with anyone who will have them, one may as well gain *something* from it.
One last thing - when you have girls like this in the world, why are boys condemned for using them? If some females weren't daft enough, they wouldn't give boys the opportunity to use them in the first place!
this is epic im so glad i dont make hookup lists. wow ily chris maybe next time hide the beer better so your sister doesnt just stumble upon it
@add - why would anyone put themselves in her shoes? I doubt anyone else is stupid enough to be a dirty slut (man or woman), leave evidence of this lying around and admit to it on the internet when they don't want people to know about it
wtf its so wrong but she is as dumb as shite for ratting him out but y the hell did he have to go that far
dude, i want your facebook, this is epic, the guy who did this what is you name :P lol
hahahhaahah this is so fricken funnny :p por katie haha i hope she finished her list
Ughhh such a slut! I bet u she wont get her list finished most guys don't just look for bjs hjs and fingering!!! and the ones that do, still don't want their chick thinking of other guys in those ways! the girl's dumb to write that down but i would LAUGH so hard if her parents found that and understood it :P
Dude have beer shouldnt be something you tell for seriously your a bitch if you do you gotta chill and your a fucking ho thats what you get you instagating bitch your brother is my hero and karama = bitch
This Girl is a Dumb HOE! you shoudn't write a list, and put it in your room, when a pissed off brother! is looking for stuff to make your life a livin hell.. so she is DUMB!! Girls DONE WRITE LISTS! slutttt!
DONT**
lmfao that is fucking halarious, sum1 wants to get around xD..W**** lol
I dont get how siblings do that to each other... honestly about the beer i would tell my sibling if u get caught ur soooo dead... maybe fake black mail for a bit not rat... and if they ever found a list they would make fun of me but with my siblings we may hate each other but at the same time our fights are between us no parents or others involved :S
how old were the siblings? like was she younger than him? she sounds so immature like 12 or something.
I can't believe that Katie girl ratted on her brother, in my family we have a siblings stick together policy. Us against the parents, she deserved what she got.
your the fukin man ur sisters a whore
what a asshole of a brother, seriously him putting up her list probably ruined her life, only 3 freakin months were ruined of his. again. what a dumbfuck asshole of a brother
this is funny! all you people saying thats its not fair on the girl are idiots. she shouldnt have a list like that in the first place! haha i found it funny as.
your funny
kelly
What do you mean it ruined her life? She was ruining it herself! Sooner or later, someone was going to get hurt by her spreading herself for whoever came along, whether emotionally or physically... I don't know if she'd ever have grown up enough to regret this, but I hope this brought her to her senses a bit! Maybe now she's seen some of the comments she's seen just how stupid she's being, and might be able to straighten herself out.... at least hopefully the guys on that list are now forewarned about her intentions!
I found it funny, an excellent waste of my Sunday morning, and serious dudishness on the lad's part (though i have to say, it was a BIT harsh- I'd never do that to my brother... but then I'd never rat him out on the beer either... which reminds me, what on earth was she doing ratting him out when what she's doing is a hundred times worse? Has she never drunk before? So she did all this SOBER? Dang thats even worse! =P)
i want sum 1 to suck my cock !!!
That is so wrong!! He should'nt have uploaded it!! But it made me Lol
Lmaoo
FUCKIN LOL! Man this bitch got pwnd on so many levels. He didn't fuck her life up, have a look at that shit, i reckon she'd be about 15 or so, and she's already planning all this kind of shit out.
First off, don't dob people in.
Second, don't put anything like that in writing ever! Cause this is gonna happen
Three, i like his comeback lolz
So much win!
haha quality, whats wrong with having beer? :S But that list.. seriously she's got problems :D lmfao
PAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH that is so fuckingg hilarious.. he seriously got even (Y).. Sorry but that girl is a SHLLAAG :L
it isnt wrong, its hilarious.
how about you dont be a slag?