BeautifulPeople.com Purges the Insufficiently Beautiful

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Haven't you heard of BeautifulPeople.com? It's the dating site that won't allow you to join unless its current (gorgeous) members say you are appropriately attractive. (Uh-oh - sounds like someone should tell them they're not thirteen anymore!) But what happens if one of the beautiful people gets...less beautiful? Well, 5,000 members who (disgustingly) shoveled a bit too much (fat and disgusting) mashed potatoes down their (just so fucking disgusting) maws this holiday season recently found out when they got kicked off the site after posting pictures that showed holiday weight gain. It should go without saying that everything about this situation is awful.

What does the founder of BeautifulPeople.com, Robert Hintze, have to say about this?

As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld... Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.

BTW, this is what Robert Hintze looks like:

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Feel free to judge him.

Now, Scanner Brian mentioned this story earlier today, so I've been thinking it over, and here's my real question: should we feel bad for these no-longer members? I am torn. One the one hand - yes, because no one should have to hear from someone else they are not attractive enough for X thing. On the other, these are people who heard about BeautifulPeople.com, didn't have the normal human response of "UGH AND REALLY?", and then decided to join. In fact, they have all most likely voted on whether others could join as well, and I bet at least sometimes they voted "no". Is a taste of their own medicine exactly what they deserve?

(Thanks for the tip, Rob.)

Commentarium (8 Comments)

Jan 04 10 - 4:02pm
Miles

BeautifulPeople.com - even with the anonymity of the internet, I'm still too intimidated to visit their site.

Jan 04 10 - 4:04pm
Winnie

Robert Hintze looks exactly like I expected him to - is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Jan 04 10 - 4:52pm
MG

"Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded." this quote is so funny it should be printed on t-shirts and bumper stickers...wow

Jan 04 10 - 8:12pm
Toe Knee

"Letting fatties roam the site..." kinda reminds me of a song:
Oh give me a home
Where the fatties can roam
And the deer and the antelope play

Jan 04 10 - 9:48pm
John

I guess I don't see what's the big deal. I would undoubtedly fail to qualify for BeautifulPeople.com, and I couldn't care less. If some want to gather based on an irrelevant characteristic(s), let them. I feel that Nerve has recently become more moralistic, and I find that unbecoming. I come to Nerve for its enlightened views regarding sex and for lovely naked pics, not pieces like this.

Jan 04 10 - 11:06pm
Holly

@Winnie: Me too...altough I was expecting a blue shirt...not sure why

Jan 06 10 - 3:32am
Sara Anne

Holy shit, I totally saw this Family Guy episode!
jackasses.

Jan 06 10 - 2:28pm
thinkywritey

Hang on, how much "holiday weight" can one possibly gain to go from "hot enough" to "fatty"? I mean, how much weight can a person possibly gain in a month? Without being Morgan Spurlock?