Man With The Biggest Dickus Now Lives With His Mom

Jonah Falcon (not pictured above) is the world record holder in the World's Biggest Penis category. Sadly, his talents are being wasted these days, as he is living at home with his mom and refusing to do porn... unless it's for HBO's Hung, of course.

He did an interview for some website called Sphere, in which he laments not being offered real acting jobs and drops a couple of decent one-liners about the world's largest one-liner of sorts:

"If I did porn nobody would take me seriously. Nobody.

"Besides, having sex on a crowded movie set really isn't my idea of fun.

"These days, nobody notices me... unless I decide to go out in bike shorts. Then I get some stares.

"I did a British documentary, 'World's Biggest Penis,' a few years back, and I know each time it's on TV because hundreds of people suddenly friend me on Facebook.

"You know what they say: 'If you can't get cast in a part, cast yourself.'" [Sphere]

Maybe that's what he should do for money -- cast himself.

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