The Avatar Sex Scene... In Hilarious Screenplay Form


It's not what we wanted to show you (I guess we'll have to wait for DVD for that-- the uncut, R-rated blue man group sex scene or whatever it is), but if you use your imagination, you can picture exactly how James Cameron shot this bizarre, awful, hilarious, Bill O'Reilly-worthy sex scene for Avatar-- and then why he cut it. A sex scene which is also hot:


My "Avatar" is "alive" with "pulsing energy."

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Commentarium (4 Comments)

Jan 13 10 - 11:37am

If you thought there was going be tons of Na'vi slash fiction and fan-made porn artwork before, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Jan 13 10 - 12:54pm

When I was watching the movie, I thought those tendrils were way too sexual to just plug into a dragon. Looks like I was right.

Jan 13 10 - 9:26pm

@Matthew, I totally though the same thing. Especially the very first time we see the Avatars and Grace tells one dude something to the effect of 'don't play with that, you'll go blind' as he's checking out his new body.

Jan 14 10 - 2:02pm

Na'vi elders admonish the youth to only braid-meld with those they love, hence the saying "no care, no hair."