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The Jersey Shore may be over, but that doesn't mean it's the last we'll be seeing of these seven endlessly entertaining young adults. Fine careers ahead for all of them. For instance, Vinnie is going to pursue a career as a stand-up comedian, Snooki will most likely get her own dating show on MTV, and Ronnie will be all over the news after he beats a man to death because Sammi was being a total c*nt that night (his words, we imagine). And already our favorite little energy drink entrepreneur, Jenni 'JWOWW' Farley has cashed in on her fame by starting her own clothing line, called Sexy Sophisticated. Seriously. So far the only piece is an item of fabric in different colors that you could ostensibly tie around your triple D's, but we're hoping she expands the line to sweatpants and pre-ripped shirts. It's a shame she jumped in the game too late for New York's Spring Fashion Week, she would have killed.
We've thought up a few good taglines for JWOWW's fashion label, after the jump.
"From the same woman who brought you an entire season of shirts that looked like they were mauled by a Maenad, comes Sexy Sophisticated"
"For when you just got to pull a bitch's weave, comes Sexy Sophisticated"
"If anyone's ever took you aside and mentioned that you forgot to put on pants when you left the house today and you're response is 'No bitch, it's supposed to look like this'... Sexy Sophisticated"
"If you're 23 but sound like Thelma from The Simpsons... Sexy Sophisticated"
"If you're the type of lady who loves her man and would do anything for him, including admitting when you've seen another man's dick-piercing... then you are Sexy Sophisticated"
"For when you feel like eating ham and drinking water... Sexy Sophisticated"
" Sexy Sophisticated...it's not ironical if you don't know what that word means"
"Because you can't fake class, only tits"