Six Magical Creatures That Look Like Taylor Swift

The Grammy Awards are this Sunday, readers, and as I looked over the list of nominees, it hit me: Taylor Swift looks a lot like a gelfling. But it turns out that pop's perky princess has more than one twin in the fantasy world. I've found six.

6. Pan from Pan's Labyrinth

I think it's something in the eyes. Swift is much more comely than the sinister and mysterious goat man, but they both share...a certain squintiness at times:

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I think it comes from having thick lashes and/or being a nature spirit.

5. The Blood Elf from World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade

Maybe the curly hair is just a way to hide her pointed, Horde-loving ears.

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But if Swift weren't so sweet and sugary and sparkle-shimmer innocent, she could throw some mean looks with those arched eyebrows before she kills your worgen shaman or whatever.

4. Gelfling

It was the inspiration for this list, and the comparison becomes even clearer when you see Swift with almost the exact same haircut:

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Watch out for the skeksis! I say this because there is a five-to-one chance that Lady Gaga will be dressed as one for the Grammy Awards.

3. Samantha from Bewitched

I know that while she has magic powers she still looks like any old human, but I'm writing this list and I say she counts.

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This is probably one of the comparisons Swift herself would be more pleased with, unless she has a thing for Jim Henson puppets. I won't judge you, Taylor.

2. Arista, Ariel's sister from The Little Mermaid

Trust me, this is a character that exists. And what do you think this list speaks to more: Swifts otherworldliness, or fantasy's unoriginality when it comes to creating female creatures?

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Side note: don't search for Disney characters with safe search turned off. You will see Ariel's breasts.

1. Taylor Swift

Yes. The number one magical creature that looks like Taylor Swift is Taylor Swift, because she is not only a song-writing, literary-metaphor-mixing teen idol, but also a sunshiney music pixie with immense hypnotic powers. I mean, have you seen the video for "You Belong With Me"? Probably, because it's been watched over sixteen million times just on YouTube!

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Truly not of this earth. So tune in to the awards Sunday night to see if Swift comes out on top or reveals she has the wings of an eagle and the body of a lion or something.

Commentarium (20 Comments)

Jan 25 10 - 4:01pm
Sticky the Rat

James Brady Ryan you are the funniest!

Jan 25 10 - 5:01pm
uh huh

She has normalish eyes. You just can't wear false lashes and really heavy makeup on top and bottom if you don't have huge eyes.

Jan 25 10 - 6:02pm
jane

Actually, Samantha from Bewitched looks a lot more like Michelle Obama in that picture.

Jan 25 10 - 10:55pm
Nina

What's funny to me is that the writer here chose the most average looking girl to compare to unusual creatures.

Steven Tyler looks more like a Gelfling than this singer does. That, and two of the six aren't even creatures.

I see a resemblance to a lethargic creature called a Snorlax but not in Taylor Swift.

Jan 26 10 - 2:12pm
Ha!

Haha, this is creepily accurate. Plus Arista is an awesome find.

Jan 27 10 - 6:01am
Maxilius

you TOTALLY forgot Falcor from the never ending story!!

I know there's and internet running joke with Victoria Beckham too, but tell me I'm wrong! Go compare the two! Maybe all celebrity women are just some epic breed of Luck Dragon.

Jan 27 10 - 11:23pm
roxanne

you forgot possum.

Jan 29 10 - 2:37am
mike

i always thought steven tyler whenever i saw the gelfling.

Jan 29 10 - 10:20am
CaptDangledoo

Who's Taylor Swift?

Jan 29 10 - 11:19am
Abby

I think she looks like Shirley Temple!

Jan 29 10 - 8:20pm
mrbrownnow

He was absolutely right about Ariel's breast. Good times!

Jan 31 10 - 7:44pm
ML

Two 2s, no 3s. That is all.

Feb 03 10 - 6:19pm
jackie

oh that's IT!!! now i know where i felt i've seen her before. From Pan’s Labyrinth. Duuuh! Total copy! Was she the model...?

Feb 04 10 - 7:01pm
ixat

But I just don't like her!! You Belong With Me is an annoying song. Grr.

Feb 06 10 - 9:11pm
EL

Try "You Belong to Me" by Mike Viola and the Candy Butchers.
No need to thank me....you could love it.

May 14 10 - 11:22am
Taylor Swift

I love Taylor Swift and she is an inspiration to a lot of people in the world! . She has captivated millions fans, Taylor Swift Tickets are the most sellers. There is not a song on either album that I do not like. She is such a country music star!!

Jun 20 10 - 12:52pm
Janiah

no of them look like her I say

Jun 20 10 - 12:52pm
Janiah

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 25 10 - 10:39pm
lala land

thats wierd

Apr 04 11 - 8:54am
soTrue

I always that she looked like and alien - her slanted eyes are really freaky and she must already do Botox cause her face dont move, making it look plastic..... After more thought, I think she is an alien!!!
I mean, isn't she perfect like a V?